The Boss (wife) just decreed that I am not allowed to watch Andor without her, including if she dies before me. Furthermore, she is free to watch it whenever she likes regardless of my status.
She is a very powerful Dark Lady of the Sith, but I fear that this might be a hard one to abide by.
07.03.2026 14:34
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The CyberDoucheCanoe is a special medical case of dumb.
05.03.2026 16:49
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The stonk has always been the true productβ¦. $tsla
05.03.2026 14:52
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Yβall, what day will be the wildest party? $tsla
03.03.2026 16:34
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02.03.2026 19:55
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Most understand this.
02.03.2026 18:50
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Does thinking like this require a lot of ketamine? $tsla
02.03.2026 17:30
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Can someone ask Eva Boomer Braun to remind us what night the wildest party will be on Pedo Island? Asking for an anonymous CEO friend⦠$tsla
02.03.2026 04:12
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Much better people back then.
28.02.2026 23:39
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Most Musk-related things are weird and getting weirder as the plates spin faster.
28.02.2026 14:14
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Dumb, dishonest and delusional is always a recipe for success!
28.02.2026 00:24
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Companies with collapsing fundamentals always command a premium.... $tsla
28.02.2026 00:17
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Companies with collapsing fundamentals always command a premium.... $tsla
28.02.2026 00:16
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Because Tesla and SpaceX are merging for reasons and because.
27.02.2026 17:15
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The departing cofounders agree.
27.02.2026 15:34
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No unions on Marsβ¦ummmβ¦I mean the moonβ¦
27.02.2026 15:34
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GigaMoon! $tsla
27.02.2026 14:45
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If only Ross Gerber had been elected to the $tsla boardβ¦
25.02.2026 20:59
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Hard to be aligned when so far up Musk's ass... $tsla
24.02.2026 19:43
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Incredible it is above $25.
24.02.2026 05:37
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You donβt sayβ¦ $tsla
24.02.2026 00:31
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State Street has been selling $tsla.
23.02.2026 19:51
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This is worse than when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor! $tsla
23.02.2026 19:19
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What time should I be over?
23.02.2026 01:02
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Did Eva Boomer Braun check Teslaβs Yelp! rating? $tsla
22.02.2026 23:45
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But, where will I see what combinations not to wear? πππ
20.02.2026 17:56
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Please stop having Cathie Wood on.
20.02.2026 17:51
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His anger is pretty entertaining. At his age, he is going to give himself a heart attack.
20.02.2026 17:46
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I see no difference. $tsla
20.02.2026 17:33
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The best regulatory approval is no regulatory approval (Source: Grok, Bro!)... $tsla
19.02.2026 18:57
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