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Entering my sexy taxidermied lizard era ✨ Graduated from Woke University of Basketweaving College for Dyed-Hair Bisexuals who Won’t Fuck Me

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Descartes gave us all the tools we need to survive in an era of misinformation. Simply begin with the understanding that you are real but everything else is fairly likely to be the cruel games of a demon sent to torment you specifically.

30.06.2025 02:52 👍 1981 🔁 495 💬 30 📌 38
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Senator Murphy on the Trump grift and likely massive insider trading scandal that just took place

10.04.2025 02:20 👍 3995 🔁 1456 💬 145 📌 125

RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.

29.03.2025 18:47 👍 3556 🔁 642 💬 1 📌 44
Graphic: As many as 69 million American women lack access to valid birth certificates

Graphic: As many as 69 million American women lack access to valid birth certificates

Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married?

Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote.

Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...

09.04.2025 16:31 👍 34537 🔁 16992 💬 1469 📌 1217

It turns out moving fast and breaking things results in a lot of broken things! Quickly! And not much else.

09.04.2025 13:39 👍 1433 🔁 190 💬 31 📌 10

Tweet from David Woodruff
@dmwoodruff.bsky.social
A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time:
Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves. Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they're going to arrest all camels. Q: But you're foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don't *you* try proving to the NKVD that you're not a camel.

Under that: 
Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.so... 3d If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

Tweet from David Woodruff @dmwoodruff.bsky.social A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time: Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves. Q: Why are you running away? Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they're going to arrest all camels. Q: But you're foxes! Fox: Yeah, why don't *you* try proving to the NKVD that you're not a camel. Under that: Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.so... 3d If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

08.04.2025 13:22 👍 832 🔁 305 💬 8 📌 16
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04.04.2025 17:11 👍 2784 🔁 400 💬 63 📌 18

american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods

01.02.2025 04:15 👍 3760 🔁 588 💬 41 📌 14
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Apropos of nothing: Kamala Harris predicted this exact moment happening:

“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”

She warned us over & over again & she was so right.

03.04.2025 07:20 👍 5556 🔁 1789 💬 165 📌 269

We are going to be destroyed by the stupidest people on Earth.

25.03.2025 18:15 👍 11211 🔁 1565 💬 414 📌 84

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

24.03.2025 21:54 👍 14379 🔁 3026 💬 192 📌 84
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This is an example of how nostalgia for the old days is simply nostalgia for when you were younger.

The idea that America was a post-racial society in the 1970s/1980s only makes sense if you were literally a child at that time and couldn’t observe what any adult was experiencing.

23.03.2025 15:13 👍 16978 🔁 2308 💬 1267 📌 410
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🧐

23.03.2025 12:03 👍 367 🔁 116 💬 16 📌 8

95% of america would have a compost heap if it were pushed as a way to pile up a bunch of shit in your yard (patriotic American activity) instead of a way to save the planet (sinister)

14.03.2025 15:36 👍 261 🔁 28 💬 4 📌 0

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

14.03.2025 02:36 👍 18848 🔁 4117 💬 190 📌 180

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.

13.03.2025 15:59 👍 17179 🔁 1866 💬 448 📌 117

Absolutely. If we want people to be able to admit that they were conned (because they were), we need to meet them with empathy, not derision.

23.02.2025 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room

87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room

87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room
theonion.com/87-of-l...

18.02.2025 20:00 👍 3601 🔁 393 💬 27 📌 22

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

14.02.2025 21:10 👍 13314 🔁 2030 💬 201 📌 91
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a close up of a man 's face with a dirty shirt on ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a dirty shirt on

He just needs to find another meat suit.

14.02.2025 02:34 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’ll also insist that it can be cured by ivermectin and coffee enemas.

13.02.2025 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china

11.02.2025 01:11 👍 2414 🔁 191 💬 42 📌 11

a lot of white cis women better wake the hell up about the future of their careers under the Musk/Trump junta

06.02.2025 22:45 👍 981 🔁 138 💬 18 📌 3
How a Canadian scientist and a venomous lizard helped pave the way for Ozempic - National | Globalnews.ca In 1984, Dr. Daniel Drucker, an endocrinologist from the University of Toronto, discovered a hormone that helped pave the way for popular diabetes drugs such as Ozempic.

Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic.

globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

09.02.2025 17:38 👍 30114 🔁 7861 💬 514 📌 267
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Just because the way forward looks bleak doesn't mean we should give up fighting for human rights. We keep moving forward and building momentum. We must never give up.

Sign the Child Rights Act Petition!
change.org/ChildRightsAct

💠 #BeTheChange 💠

#GoodTrouble #USAChildRightsAct

04.02.2025 00:57 👍 428 🔁 109 💬 12 📌 9
08.02.2025 14:30 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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So when exactly do the ‘checks’ and ‘balances’ part kick in?

Or is that just a fun little slogan like

‘thoughts and prayers’?

03.02.2025 23:46 👍 5968 🔁 1233 💬 233 📌 95