deny, defend, depose

I’m all about that Hamms

The real twist to every m night movie is that he is actually directing comedies

Terror setting: “threat level midnight”

Usually I would say something like Blood Simple or This Is Spinal Tap but since the kiddo has become ia super fan of studio ghibli I’m going to say Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Dear sister

Now that I have a toddler I never have beer and one my tattoos I should prolly cover up soon haha

Many such cases

They fired the dog murderer nazi lady South Park is going to be very happy about that

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

Glad to see your face.

Ohhhh yeahhhh

They stayed at their uncles plantation in Georgia but then General Sherman burned it down

Okay since the dow isn’t above 50k does that mean we should have the doj talk to Epstein survivors? Orrrr

Charlie Daniels is would have loved saying Epstein ain’t going away

The Kurds are Charlie Brown and the football is whatever afterthought Lucy/The USA came up with

Personally I think it’s great America has decided that it needs to engage in an apocalyptic holy war to bring about the end times.

The rapture is going to make homes prices plummet. I’m
Excited to refinance

It will be Harry Carrey . Cubs fans have no souls so it won’t bother any of them

Would Iran getting nuclear weapons be such a bad thing anyways?

Just one more Mideast war and the United States gets a free subway sandwich

So do I, but that cousin is not that smart

Midsommer

fucking genocidal

We need a trans rights John brown to make bleeding Kansas 2.0

Two is the limit. One and a baby is exponentially more difficult lol

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

Seized Art, Eavesdropping Guards: Parents Describe a Clampdown at Dilley Detention Center as Kids Shared Their Stories Detainees told ProPublica that art supplies have been removed in room searches, immigrants have lost access to Gmail and staff hover within earshot during video calls.

NEW: Guards have taken away crayons, colored pencils & paper during recent room searches at Dilley, according to detainees and others. After one inspection, the children just “cried and cried and cried,” a mother said. The facility denies the claims.

By @mckenziefunk.com @micarosenberg.bsky.social

Hey msg me. Concerned about her.

This implies ex wife left him for Bernie

Old internet was great

in ~2005 there was a website called “group hug” where you could anonymously admit secrets and one person’s secret was that they would pour fruit loops in the toilet and yell “TORA TORA TORA” as they flushed it