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FBI 'person of interest' in the killing of #Charlie Kirk, state-college scholarship student #TylerRobinson working it at a range.

'O Bella Ciao' written by #TylerRobinson on one bullet casing was an anti-fascist Resistance anthem in WWII. 'Notices bulges' and 'If you read this you are gay LMA0' on other casings—res ipse loquitur. Registered Republican Sheriff Dad turns him in.

Mugshot of Sinaloa Cartel boss Ismael "El Mayo" Zambada.

But the truth is, the Feds undoubtedly began the negotiation asking for billions MORE. And given how most cartel money is tied up in real estate & Mexican properties are so hard to seize, $15 billion would seem an UNDERESTIMATE of #ElMayoZambada net worth—merely the amount on hand in a Swiss bank.

Sinaloa cartel boss Ismael "El Mayo" Zambada in custody in the USA.

#Sinaloacartel boss #ElMayoZambada’s claimed ability to get a check to U.S. Feds for $15 billion by Jan 13 is a major farewell flex putting #ElMayo in net worth territory of Laurene Powell Jobs/Peter Thiel; Sinaloans once celebrated Forbes rank of partner #ElChapo's with "701" on baseball caps. 1/2

Who, me? Cop a plea? At Rikers Island, Harvey Weinstein rages: "I'm no rapist." And another retrial is imminent.

Over at Rikers Island, #HarveyWeinstein rages he’s no rapist as his lead attorney @arthuraidala.bsky.social preaches "never say never" viz. potentially copping a plea with @manhattanda.bsky.social in this 3,500-word Substack story. phoebeeaton.substack.com/p/im-no-rapi...

Anonymous No More: Inside the Complicated Life of Harvey Weinstein’s Key Accuser The fallen mogul’s trial for sex crimes in Manhattan may hinge on the testimony of a recently revealed accuser, Kaja Sokola, a Polish ex-model who claims Weinstein sexually assaulted her when she was ...

NYC D.A. Alvin Bragg retries #HarveyWeinstein adding an ex-model w/ a history of psychiatric hospitalizations to roster. After her grand jury testimony, #KajaSokola threatens to jump off a balcony & lost custody of her kid for months. My latest in @thr.com www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

Harvey Weinstein’s Life Behind Bars: “He’s Still Running Sh**” (Exclusive) On the eve of his New York retrial, the fallen mogul spends 23 hours a day alone in his cell, reading biographies and compulsively calling his "prison consultant" (who also looks out for Luigi Mangion...

Hard Time with #HarveyWeinstein: Behind the jailhouse bars with Weinstein & prison consultant Craig Rothfeld, who helped Weinstein survive being locked up in one of the nation’s notoriously dangerous jails. A solid year in the reporting—and now in @thr.com.
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Hard Time with #HarveyWeinstein: Behind the jailhouse bars with Weinstein & prison consultant Craig Rothfeld, who helped Weinstein survive being locked up in one of the nation’s notoriously dangerous jails. A solid year in the reporting—and now in @thr.com. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

"CEO Killer" Luigi Mangione wants very badly to be perceived as a martyr to a cause.

1,000-plus reads in just a few hrs: my latest magazine investigation (FREE read) on alleged CEO Killer #LuigiMangione. A former prodigy grappling w/ manhood; a crime scene reveals a hitherto untold tale. Signs the brain-befogged fanboy didn’t act wholly alone. LINK IN BIO w/new info/pics/rare video.

Suspected "CEO Killer" of UnitedHealthcare's Brian Thompson, Luigi Mangione, posted this picture of serious spinal surgery to Twitter.

Suspected "CEO Killer" of UnitedHealthcare's Brian Thompson, Luigi Mangione, had posted this picture of a magic mushroom to Twitter.

Suspected CEO Killer #LuigiMangione had obsessions, the Unabomber & magic shrooms among them. Books @ spinal surgery feature on his @goodreads reading list. Pics below are from his Twitter: Was he in hock to docs? An Aspy genius seeking relief on many levels? Not everyone can handle microdosing.

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Elon Musk speaks at Madison Square Garden's 2024-election rally for Donald Trump.

From my subst@ck Here Be Dragons: Trump had surprising competition at the Garden for the position of Almighty Zeus: Elon Musk—introduced to rallyists as 'the greatest capitalist in the history of the USA' and 'the world’s smartest richest man.' You didn’t have to have a high I.Q. to spot the issue.

The Central Casting national security cast fills out—all still 40-59, the Latino for balance, the tryhard chubby girl for lighter comedy, the sexy-satan crook to run FBI & DoJ for darkest comedy.

All perfect for the show’s crazy premise: like their boss, none would ever get such jobs in real life.

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“Where’s all my party people at?
Party people put your hands in the air where I can see them…”
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