The titular falling wizard

One of the greatest design choices in videogame history was creating a character in Morrowind and getting a bunch of boring world building and then immediately a wizard falls to his death carrying a bunch of scrolls that let you jump 9000 feet in the air and do the same thing he did

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

An off-model 3D model of Hatsune Miku spinning

The same off model 3D model of Hatsune Miku, only it's 3d printed and painted sloppily

Bootleg Miku

every time i eat shredded cheese out of the bag, i think about how i’m just living a rat’s dream

"old men make war, but it is the youth who must fight."
-The Rizzler

Just found a spider in my sock drawer. Embarrassing. Those belong in the spider drawer

GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers.

VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky?

GERALT: One really big one.

Pondering the grim orders that will spill his people’s blood upon the slopes of the mountain but will drive the hated orc from their gates

I keep thinking about how my dog sleeps like this

Everyone loves it when I put double-sided tape on my hands and feet and skitter about on the ceiling like a lizard

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A late medieval Judge Dredd.

𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖆𝖜

Herr Ulrich von Hölzingen earns his keep during his time in the Teutonic Order, ca. late 1380's

Tired of baby yoda and old man yoda, give me 25 year old hunky yoda with washboard abs

my rivals wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me 😤
Credit: u/seventythird

I think probably the funniest thing they could do with Nightreign would be to bring back the Bed of Chaos.

he wants to be petted

#pixelart #artpost #pokemon

i lied. put your clothes back on. i’m strapping you to a lie detector and you’re gonna tell me why exactly you enjoy my company in great detail🫵🏾

it's a christmas miracle

A glass bowl containing lots of brown dried round fruit resembling conkers.

These are "issue" peas. They were used as a means to counter irritation by being placed inside a running sore or ulcer, to promote secretion and discharge of pus. The name is misleading as they aren't actually peas but dried immature fruit from the orange family.

🎄

"Have some respect. This is a funeral"

*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*

If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting

Car bumper sticker that says “League of Legends fucking sucks”