sarah 🌸's Avatar

sarah 🌸

@helldragonchick

big girl huge problems

496
Followers
81
Following
2,251
Posts
28.04.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick

give mr. pussy a log bronc

09.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯ Sure, let's get back to Jersey and make it mob-tastic πŸ˜„. Here are the hundred sons of Tony Soprano with their unique special abilities and animal companions:

#1. "Fiery" Fabrizio, firestorm powers, with his volcano jaguar Erupto

#2

09.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cowabunga you old bitch

08.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
Bats TV spot, 1999
Bats TV spot, 1999 YouTube video by Jeffrey Long

I would like a full version of the song from the bats tv spot. who did this. who wrote Bats are gonna getcha

07.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Castration Movie Anthology iii. Year of the Hyaena A trans woman in trouble. The next part of Louise Weard’s cinematic epic.

Our crowdfunding for Castration Movie Anthology iii. Year of the Hyaena is now live :3 www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

06.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 26

close to ideal because everything fucking closes at 5pm and it makes me want to explode. also it's soaked in blood. also it's a libertarian nightmare. also a thousand other things. also I love it? I am a complex object

06.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

have often said before that van is close to my ideal place because I am a creature of gloom on vacation

06.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like a damn greater scope ace attorney villain called like Devlin Badguyy and it turns out he was involved in all five cases

05.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like everything else aside who is styling hegseth to make it look like he has actual devil horns. It's too much. It's too on the nose

05.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i dipped out of development right as ai was taking hold and there was already a lot of Hey Look What My Friend AI Can Do: Replace an instant database query with an excel macro that doesn't work

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thou shalt not suffer a lunkhead

05.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mutun tutun rassin frassin corn sarned varmint

05.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me before: no way he can't be
me now: well I'll be

05.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's pretty cool that the defining invention of my early adulthood was a little computer you carry around that makes you insane and the one of my later adulthood is a much larger computer that also makes you insane

04.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

forrest on the "mission accomplished" ship and ends up by accident on little st. james

03.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh now that has legs

03.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then he goes up in the balloon with the balloon boy and also dies in Fallujah

03.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the new forrest gump he meets tila tequila and goes to abu ghraib

03.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

like my own personal sarah life is actually great so I mainly mean the World

03.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's honestly just been a real bummer lately and it makes me not inclined

03.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

incredible things have been happening in my mentions

01.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
vintage garfield shirt where he is beside a grey metallic aries symbol

AN ARIES IS BOLD, DIRECT, AND AND DOESN'T BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. FEED ME!

vintage garfield shirt where he is beside a grey metallic aries symbol AN ARIES IS BOLD, DIRECT, AND AND DOESN'T BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. FEED ME!

If you really loved me how come you haven't bought me the vintage Garfield IUD shirt

28.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

incredible. blessed

28.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

come with us 🎡

28.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lisa Lougheed - Run with Us (Original 7" Mix) HQ
Lisa Lougheed - Run with Us (Original 7" Mix) HQ YouTube video by Gareth Wood

like every canadian my age I was turned into a furry by the closing theme to "the raccoons"

28.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

iirc he got carried away by a tornado in that one eventually so good news there

27.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
still from "fabiosa" cartoon of a man giving a woman onion shampoo he made himself. she is in crisis

still from "fabiosa" cartoon of a man giving a woman onion shampoo he made himself. she is in crisis

used to be there you'd find a content factory of 1000 near identical videos of things like He gave me onion shampoo he made himself

27.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

used to be you would happen across a shenzen vacuum factory smearing a sheep toy with brown goo and then performing a miracle. now this is impossible

27.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lot of things to hate about ai but one of the most disappointing things to me is the death of fun garbage

27.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! You got WOLFSBLOD x1

26.02.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0