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Tart drinks are like spicy water

21.01.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of TF|3 we get Concord 2 :)

12.12.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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02.12.2025 03:47 πŸ‘ 9248 πŸ” 5100 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 143

(looking at lesbian couple) so which one of you is on an unstoppable path towards terrifying apotheosis? and which one of you would shatter the heavens and poison the earth forever to take her back?

27.11.2025 05:46 πŸ‘ 587 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 29

In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.

12.11.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 832 πŸ” 313 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 110

Top 10 Games That Will Be Cancelled In 2050

31.10.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

26.10.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 25879 πŸ” 5767 πŸ’¬ 1213 πŸ“Œ 1155
NYT Magazine headline β€œβ€˜I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some
There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for  women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

NYT Magazine headline β€œβ€˜I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: β€œlook at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

22.10.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 9506 πŸ” 2774 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 196

Please help my sister. Any little bit helps.

21.10.2025 11:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My babygirl just made a kofi. I'm going to be pushing it so I can help her get into a better home situation. Please go show her some love. The more we can raise the higher chance that we will be able to be with eachother. I just want her to be safe so every little bit helps ko-fi.com/fennelrosesp...

20.10.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Cops led us into the street as the new β€œprotest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.

Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.

Stay safe out there.

17.10.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 22375 πŸ” 7699 πŸ’¬ 800 πŸ“Œ 490

Oh sweet Jesus don’t remind me

15.10.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best Valkyrie designs ever

15.10.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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My gender is whatever the fuck this is

15.10.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’m bisexual again but I’m gonna keep the flag because it’s funny

13.10.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.10.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She got me that Shein engagement ring and that bitch gave me led poisoning

11.10.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I traded bisexual for bipolar

11.10.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.09.2025 06:49 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6
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Not a 100% on these designs yet but I just needed to colour this and I just have so many ideas for this AU πŸ₯² so stay tuned? #polytrix #kpdh #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS

22.09.2025 11:17 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DO NOT RSVP FOR A PROTEST, ESPECIALLY NOW. SERIOUSLY.

16.09.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 2823 πŸ” 1265 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 19

September 2025

BDS movement just updated the priority boycott targets

Boycott these companies now for their complicity in Israel's occupation, apartheid and genocide against Palestinians.

06.09.2025 10:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
the trans pride flag

the trans pride flag

Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.

14.09.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 26119 πŸ” 8892 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 56

The evil that men do lives after them

11.09.2025 18:33 πŸ‘ 5737 πŸ” 1649 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 67
Black graphic with a quote in white text: "We should not have to live in a country where the government can seize anyone who looks Latino, speaks Spanish, and appears to work a low wage job. Rather than stand idly by while our constitutional freedoms are lost, I dissent." In red text, the quote is attributed to Justice Sonia Sotomayor, Dissenting in Noem v. Perdomo

Black graphic with a quote in white text: "We should not have to live in a country where the government can seize anyone who looks Latino, speaks Spanish, and appears to work a low wage job. Rather than stand idly by while our constitutional freedoms are lost, I dissent." In red text, the quote is attributed to Justice Sonia Sotomayor, Dissenting in Noem v. Perdomo

Yesterday's Supreme Court decision endangers our communities and subjects people to immigration stops simply because of the color of their skin, occupation, or the language they speak.

This fight isn't over. Our right to live free from racial profiling is fundamental.

09.09.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 5660 πŸ” 2200 πŸ’¬ 220 πŸ“Œ 126

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08.09.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk what that means

05.09.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s weird being able to identify what’s wrong with me at the moment like β€œoh I’m in a manic/depressive episode” but it’s nice at least knowing why I feel the way I do.

05.09.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please god NationStates let me crash my retail industry

05.09.2025 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0