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Scrotum Philips, or Whatever

@scrotum-philips

35/πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ/loud and queer/she-her/comic nerd/drummer/art nerd/will post emo lyrics out of context/barely active on discord: avaisantisocial (moots only pls)

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my gf tried to play the same idle game i’ve been spending too much time on and realized our versions of autism are very different

07.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Lio Recover After Heroic Rescue, organized by Bobby Crowley Lio, my best friend, is a true hero. Recently, he risked his life by jumping into L… Bobby Crowley needs your support for Help Lio Recover After Heroic Rescue

Lio , a trans man, risked his life saving a baby in Lake Michigan. Now he is facing medical bills and lost wages while he recovers. He reminds us that our shared humanity means showing up for each other. Please donate or share if you can!
gofund.me/08b261be7

27.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

pupusas.

05.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pupusas.

05.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey yall I’m helping Tess get to a better sustained situation, we are *almost there* and Tess needs a leeetle bit more help from anyone who can assist while she and I are putting everything in place so she can jump off the starting blocks to brighter days ahead

05.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne Mullin is a coward, a crook, and an asshole. He ran on the idea of enacting term limits and swore he would never run again. Then he did. Then he ran for senate.

Never forget his bitch ass hiding behind chairs on Jan 6th

28.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im beyond happy about it

05.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh and because minnesota is wonderful and gender self-identification is a thing, im finally legally a woman!

05.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m officially a minnesotan! just finished applying for my new ID and i even like how i look in my picture!

05.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

So happy Jason is my city council representative!

05.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t want to know my worth
i’d rather be worthless
than worth less than i’d guess

05.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you drink Sutter Cane?

05.03.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

capital letters are a prison

17.05.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

i don’t want to know my worth
i’d rather be worthless
than worth less than i’d guess

05.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

today has been a mess and i want to cry

04.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

the goodwill is so packed today that people have begun creating their own parking spots because all the actual parking spots are full.

today is going to be long and full of sorrow.

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

same. the church’s i grew up in seemed insane but at least they recognized the end times weren’t something to aspire to. they were a warning, not a wish.

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

or even a feasible idea

04.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine being so profoundly absorbed into a cult that you think jumpstarting the end times is a good idea

04.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

It really feels like the current cultural reassertion of extreme thinness as a beauty standard is a backlash to the last few decades of work done by the fat liberation movement, and in watered-down ways by body positivity.

03.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunrise Peak as Seen from Hakuba Mountain
Hasui Kawase
1924

03.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

needless to say, it’s a weird day

03.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

apparently the military is trying to start armageddon while i’m having to argue about the prices of resell clothes and furniture with people significantly more wealthy than me.

03.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

spent a big chunk of my day off napping or watching the great north with my kitties. not bad at all.

02.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it takes dedication to be a weirdo on that level

02.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you random creep for liking some nudes i left up like 2 years ago so i could easily delete them

02.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m pretty sure she’s my favorite coworker. shes a constant riot, cracking jokes, and making sassy remarks about the less fun parts of the job. she’s exactly the type of woman i’d like to be.

02.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite work moment of the week was telling my 70-year-old churchgoing coworker what part of the city i moved to and her immediately starting to tell me where near there she used to buy her drugs

02.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Minneapolis!

02.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that’s where i was on it. i miss my thick skin

02.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0