Courtney Rejano, MPH 🦋

I'm a wht person in a red state, and I don't want him

The visible faces should also be a giveaway

MN Doctor: I learned that Renee Good still had a pulse 8 minutes after she was shot by an ICE agent. Yet the offer to administer aid from a physician on the scene was denied. I can't say how much that stirs the blood of everyone here as we try to fulfill our oath to care for the people of Minnesota

I am shocketh

Cuz you're missing the baby carrot 🥕

To be fair, 49.8% are

You're assuming our next elections will be fair or held at all?

Flagrant shrink-flation alert. Still $1 for the world’s finest chocolate bars? Sweet… until you open the box and realize “finest” now means half the size. 🙃

#Shrinkflation #ChocolateFraud #ConsumerReality #ItsInsulting

Heard that one before... when someone jumped in front of my car and then showed up at my door the next day asking for cash. Not buying it then or now.

One half with ketchup and sweet relish and the other half with yellow mustard and sauerkraut.

But if no one is reporting the stats, the illnesses and deaths don't really happen, am I right?

Prouder Honors Reward member now

May I DIS-respectfully disagree? #DisrespectfullyDisagree

Cut off the welfare queen

No bonus for the welfare queen, then

Numerology can explain it.

For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.

But, sure, go ahead and make him a trillionaire

I feel like they're judging me through the photo

Mr. I'm-not-aware is at it again.

She means the white immigrants

As if it was possible for me to love Costco more #Costco

Because more people shop online and everything is more expensive.

Ones place must be a prime number... that goes for temperature settings, also

It's giving Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

I mean, plus, it's illegal... as if that's ever a consideration for this administration.

U.S. consumers spent a record $11.8 billion online during Black Friday sales Shoppers turned out in big numbers for Black Friday despite wider economic uncertainty.

Because more people are shopping online or because everything is more expensive? This headline seems to imply consumer confidence is not in distress, and I don't *buy* it. Pun intended.

www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-con...

Faith that costs something: the Pope's challenge to comfortable Christianity A new Vatican document challenges wealthy Catholics to move beyond charity toward justice, solidarity and real encounters with the poor.

Faith isn’t measured by belief or church attendance, but by how we treat people who are struggling. If Christianity ignores poverty and injustice, it misses its own message. #Religion #FaithAndJustice #Christianity #Poverty #SocialJustice

Because more people are shopping online or because everything is more expensive? This headline seems to imply consumer confidence is not in distress, and I don't *buy* it. Pun intended.

Just like the ear pillow job?