Lee (2026 model)

Unfortunately so

Daniel Radcliffe? Fairly otterish

Say his name

Is that a Jaaaaaaaaaag

I can be many things to many people. The family motto is “we delight all men” (this is actually 100% true)

I can be gentle upon request

People know the difference between shit and chocolate mousse like.

Ooooooooft! Do you need someone to rub your tummy after all that lunch?

😏

If you aren’t, tell them I am

Out for a walk in this gorgeous weather. Spring has finally Spronked!! 🙌🏻

Me: I start my new job in two weeks, I can finally relax and enjoy a bit of time without the worry and stress of unemployment

The universe: here, have some really bad toothache out of the blue, even though your teeth are well looked-after!

🤕🤕🤕

Treated myself a few days ago and mwah, chefs kiss, A++ would totally chew on that bone

I’d get defensive about my hometown but I mean, I come from there, so I know.

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I got the jobbbbbbbbb!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Haven’t watched the video yet. Looking forward to it later.

My favourite unhinged YouTube science twink has just released a new video where he chains 400 car batteries together 🙌🏻

Yeah, colour-coding is slightly different on Apple stuff, basically they lean heavily into having multiple calendars, which can be individually coloured and switched on/off. 3rd party apps like Fantastical extend this by being able to create groups of calendars which can be switched + automated

2nd interview for role is done. I really want this one but I have no idea which way it’s going to go 😬😬😬

I bet he’s glad it’s the police he’s dealing with and not her. I bet she’d be tearing him a new arsehole and stuffing his head up it if she got her hands on him right now.

Just interviewed for a job. Think it went well 🤞🏻 Think happy thoughts for me!

Duck roll

Dreadful is I believe the word you’re looking for.

Andrew

Hug

I’m not fussy about where I get my protein

Nooooo we love mushrooms