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โœจJolan๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ

@jolan

32 Y.O. // He/Him // Part-Time Punmaster, Full-Time Polar Bear // Beary Affectionate at times // EU; GMT+2 // FFXIV Primal-Behemoth // Foodie at Heart, Gamer by Choice // pfp by @wolfbuns.bsky.social // banner by @novismint.bsky.social

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I'm going to drag you off to bed for cuddles, you like big spoon or lil spoon?

10.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's always a way

09.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 341 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah him...the ram deserves the attention

09.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"spanish bioshock but with catholic statues and your gun shoots your own blood"

09.03.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 543 ๐Ÿ” 91 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Ornn

09.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't tell if that's a yes or a no ;3; such a cute doggo tho....if he wants to cuddle with a fat polar bear ...I can help?

09.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#ใƒคใ‚ฎ

09.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 74 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 904 ๐Ÿ” 344 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's how I learned there's a category "gw characters" for those who can't work in end game raids ex summer Lich

09.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will have to pray a lot for rolls on those tickets ๐Ÿ™

09.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See I'm not considering myself a super end game player but I'm doing hexa solo quest and realising some characters are absolutely impossible to use given the mechanical demands of the raids

They need an insane cheat button to even function there (vMakura team dodge, xrein all sub)

09.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Squirtle passed out on dried grassโ€ฆ mumbling โ€œbiโ€ฆbig booty latinosโ€ฆโ€

Squirtle passed out on dried grassโ€ฆ mumbling โ€œbiโ€ฆbig booty latinosโ€ฆโ€

09.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 471 ๐Ÿ” 144 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Barely is pushing it
If she can't do TA omens she's a GW character at best and even then it's ougi-limited and manual summon calling required

09.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not being offered either, Vad :( choosing is for those lucky enough to get both!

09.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm in this tweet

09.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You gotta make smut of the jolibees and the jolibears

09.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top left is so good, chip

09.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same here. And I wanna siero summer atum because he's sexy as fuck

09.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what's fatter, skunk or badger ass?

09.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna ruffle your fur like that...
*Rub rub rub*
And then just nuzzle and....*liiiick* across your nose! Aaaaah you're such a good doggy! Mmmph!

Can I take you home with me??

09.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1st panel: y/shtola writing.
2nd panel: she stops to look at what she's been writing.
3 panel: written on the paper: "sex with t/hancred" "Pros: +knows where the clitoris is. +feels good to put him in his place." "Cons: long blurry text where the words that can be read are "M/infilia" (3 times), "misogynist", "R/yne", "M/infilia again" and "suicidal"". Y/shtola says "oof" looking at the paper.

1st panel: y/shtola writing. 2nd panel: she stops to look at what she's been writing. 3 panel: written on the paper: "sex with t/hancred" "Pros: +knows where the clitoris is. +feels good to put him in his place." "Cons: long blurry text where the words that can be read are "M/infilia" (3 times), "misogynist", "R/yne", "M/infilia again" and "suicidal"". Y/shtola says "oof" looking at the paper.

i was taking notes abt the characters for myself and it felt like this

09.03.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 321 ๐Ÿ” 96 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
lamda (anthropomorphic robot dog) burying an octahedral blender bone in her arcade carpet dimension

lamda (anthropomorphic robot dog) burying an octahedral blender bone in her arcade carpet dimension

girl i don't think that's the kind of bone dogs normally bury

09.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Getting a feel for the uniforms~

-Part 2-

09.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 196 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

please insert pizza in JerWii to continue

09.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed, the colour scheme is so nice!

09.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mannnnnnn

09.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yoshi voice : this is Mushroom Kingdom
Don't catch you slippin now

09.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#PokerNight

09.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 786 ๐Ÿ” 245 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

az sum osnovna kuchka

09.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wtf how do u even hack it then

09.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0