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@thejubomalseeco

26 | they/them | the daigo umehara of elf kissing | Lyse Hext and Elezen Enjoyer. | Minors DNI | ๐Ÿ”ž Very NSFW | DMs open. Don't be weird. (N/SFW friendly). | ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ icon: @matchaprince.bsky.social kofi: https://ko-fi.com/vxiceless Jubo Malseeco on Jenova.

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Prime Leon Kennedy going through the Last of Us

11.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was a boy with male-presenting nipples, she was a girl with human-like knee orientation, can I make it anymore obvious?

11.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even if you think OP is "cloutchasing", saying you'd block the "cloutchaser" before you'd block the racist is a wild thing to admit.

even if you don't think OP's intentions are entirely altruistic, fuckin block em both, i don't give a shit.

11.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unfortunately jubo is too tall for this. however, this does make maryam the perfect motorboating height.

11.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would like to invite white people in the ffxiv fandom to stop speaking about racial issues with authority unless it is to apologize for taking up so much space and/or doing so much harm. if you've got the impulse to get up on a soapbox, maybe channel that energy into amplifying actual black voices

10.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 409 ๐Ÿ” 145 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why are all these daniel glovers staring at me like this

11.03.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"statute of limitations on racism"

11.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the sony movies are all a psy-op and tom holland isn't a real person the gubment is LYING to you

11.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah when the list of live action Wolverines go

- Hugh Jackman
- Henry Cavill as a Deadpool 3 bit

then I guess you can add Wolverine to the fucking list

11.03.2026 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw a post somewhere say that Spidey, Magneto and Professor X are probably the only characters who have never had a bad live action casting and someone replied with "Wolverine"

There's only ever been ONE live action Wolverine what the fuck

11.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he cwispy

11.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AYYYY

11.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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peeled elf. stick thin too. for the love of halone, eat a carb.

11.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what your favorite Skyrim race says about you:

- racist
- racist
- racist
- racist
- furry
- scaly
- stealth archer build

23.01.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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managed to pose some bunboy obliteration before maintenance :)

feat. @melnyaism.bsky.social's hamza and mladen~

11.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 19704 ๐Ÿ” 5360 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 179 ๐Ÿ“Œ 330
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Poor Vren found himself between two big bad bullies after his workout ๐Ÿ˜… but I think he's quite exactly where he wants to be ๐Ÿคญ w @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social
#gposernsfw โ™ฅ #gposerlewd โ™ฅ #mviera โ™ฅ #YAOIMAXXING

11.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

INDEED HE ISSSSS

11.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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managed to pose some bunboy obliteration before maintenance :)

feat. @melnyaism.bsky.social's hamza and mladen~

11.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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watching team USA get their ass handed to them by italy in the WBC

11.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

B2A on team USA.

11.03.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've said it so many times y'all it is simply not enough to not be racist. you must be anti-racist. if you don't know the gut punch feeling you get when you see something or someone making light of your culture, of your family, then you don't get to call it silly or dumb

14.05.2025 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 141 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

what if there was like an OC Draft like in sports. OCs could be drafted, traded, if you don't re-sign an OC, they can go into free agency and be claimed by someone else.

11.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Jubo I would like to sign Vren to a 3 year contract. You can have [insert OC here] for 5 years and 2 first round draft picks."
"Make it two firsts and a second round pick and you have a deal."
"You son of a bitch. you have a deal."

11.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if there was like an OC Draft like in sports. OCs could be drafted, traded, if you don't re-sign an OC, they can go into free agency and be claimed by someone else.

11.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

13.02.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 15298 ๐Ÿ” 6282 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 205 ๐Ÿ“Œ 108
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some very self-indulgent yaoi over here....

feat. @cyrilripley.bsky.social and @tarozine.bsky.social

#MalseecoAfterDark | #Taropenits

11.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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some very self-indulgent yaoi over here....

feat. @cyrilripley.bsky.social and @tarozine.bsky.social

#MalseecoAfterDark | #Taropenits

11.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wanna do a threesome pose with vren but iunno who to do it with

10.03.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

or are even remotely aware of the possible consequences. You're really gonna risk a fucking assault and battery charge over a video game?

10.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0