Lauren Brown

Literally, SAME

I dunno, telling us for years we have to tighten up our budgets just for necessities and now spending a billion a day for something hardly anyone wants and building golden ballrooms and raising gas prices and not getting raises. Seems bad.

**I had a rough workday and I’m a little white wine tipsy, so please continue with any theories especially now

No idea but just throwing in the ‘at least I had the decency to keep my nights out of sight, only rumors 'bout my hips and thighs’ into the mix.

“My little girl was completely burned,” he said. “There was nothing left of her. We could only identify her from her school bag, which she was still holding. She was completely burned.”

I love a good path in the woods so much! I need to head out to my favorite hiking place, throw on folklore for an hour, and get lost for a bit.

Been drowning at work the last couple days and been trying to figure out what’s been going on.

A fourth screen/third external monitor would fix me.

Congrats!!!

I’ll pencil in an extra session of ‘screaming into the void.’

Looks amazing!

My default is “you all” and I rarely use y’all and I’ve lived here my entire life. You all is a perfectly fine alternative. (Also is this a central Kentucky thing? I feel like it might be or maybe just a me thing??)

“3 cups of coffee. Just like every other day. Why do you keep asking me every single day, don’t you even know me???”

With soup and a nose boop

She’s going to do some kind of random thing with The GAP the store now isn’t she? Please please please.

… I *am* almost out of all the cookies from the second order I did…

I hadn’t ordered Girl Scout cookies in years and now I’m contemplating a third one in just this year. Yay for 2026.

Nooooooo!! 😭😭😭

At least we have a strong oppositi- well fuck.

‼️ What even. I’m so sorry

I’m so glad someone else saw that!

I need you to get to the reunion when they ask Donna about if Taylor’s family watches. Tell me you also thinks she looks shifty there.

And also those poor people freezing after being in the water. Literally shaking on screen. Wrap up the talking and get them warm.

I could never go on the Traitors because I hate cameras and being recorded. And also I can’t lie. But the final challenge with a helicopter? Oh definitely not.

It’s Thursday, of course I’m watching the Traitors finale and reunion.

Love that!! 🫶🫶

Move to Vermont

I need now go bleach my brain

We have to go back

I think there’s been a [Bluesky] glitch.

Frustrating because I want to add a comment to something I posted that the 38 I used was, of course, on purpose.

My Spotify wrapped this year is going to be your most listened to song was ‘Don’t Take The Money’ 138 times starting 2/26 and didn’t listen to again the rest of the year.