more taylor swift on football games less of whatever this is
more taylor swift on football games less of whatever this is
can i please just watch the game
"Yeah...History of Man's probably one of the greatest songs ever written." -my husband, unprompted and 3 beers deep
ugh i had that this week too! it never turned into a cold, just a sore throat for a few days so fingers crossed for you!
i always just assumed baller bc he goes on to brag about how good they are with the ladies π
wait it's not baller??!
I'm about to start Well, Actually!
Your 30s are awesome, I promise!
who?? my life didn't start getting cool until i was like 32
How old were you at each of Taylor Swiftβs album releases?β¨
πDebut: 19
πFearless: 21
πSpeak Now: 23
β€οΈRed: 25
π©΅1989: 27
π€reputation: 30
π©·Lover: 31
π©Άfolklore: 32
π€evermore: 33
π«Άπ»Fearless TV: 33
π§£Red TV: 34
πMidnights: 35
πSpeak Now TV: 35
π½1989 TV: 36
π€TTPD: 36
β€οΈβπ₯The Life of a Showgirl: 37
iβm just a girl, getting on social media, to say that maisie peters deserves more attention. sheβs so cute, such an amazing songwriter, and just awesome and i need more people to adore her like i do
You can't tell AI by its em dashes. AI stole 20+ of my books, all of which were constructed of one part emotion, two parts em dashes, and a tiny lil bit of plot for spice. That bitch learned how to em its dash from ME, and I use more of them now out of pure spite.
A roadside sign for a custard shop advertising a "BUTTER FINGER BLAST SUNDAE"
π I'm listening...
yeah so you know how I always bang on about readers' right to say whatever they want in a review?
yeah, in this one's case I'll make an exception.
There were a record 650+ independent bookstores signed up for #BookstoreRomanceDay this year. There's a map & list on the BRD website. bookstoreromanceday.org/participatin...
Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah
i think about this tweet every single day
it's about when meredith scratched her leg and owed her $40 million
a threads post 7 minutes ago from @depressedswiftie βShe saw selenaβs Taco Bell engagement dinner and was like hold my crunchwrapβ with a screenshot of Taylor Swiftβs store showing the Life Of A Showgirl Shiny Bug green vinyl with a green Mountain Dew Baja Blast logo, and the Life Of A Showgirl Shiny Bug purple vinyl with a purple Mountain Dew Baja Midnight logo The Life Of A Showgirl album cover is Taylor Swift with blonde straight hair wearing a maroon glittery bodysuit seductively holding a wall with greenish lighting. The album cover has a broken glass look with fragments of the main picture around. βThe Life Of A Showgirlβ is written in capital letters in either green or purple depending on the vinyl.
#SwiftiesLivingMas
why did they do *all that* just for vinyl variants lol
i don't want to get my hopes up just in case we're wrong, but it's crazy to think about how we haven't had a lead single since LOVER
my guess is elizabeth taylor
A man whispering to George W Bush
Screenshot of the countdown on Taylor Swiftβs website: 03:44:37 - EXPIRES AUGUST 18 ΠΠ’ 2:00PM ET
a second countdown has hit the website
do this!! it works and it's worth the thirty seconds it takes to do
A man who looks like a salesman has his hand in a brain with a thoughtful looking customer next to him
*slaps brain*
This bad boy can hold so much useless trivia
I have a website! Now that the wheels are turning on publishing Sidelined, I'll be posting lots of updates there!
ellieparr.com
Screenshot of a headline from MLive.com. "Jared Goff says Taylor Swift caused his phone to blow up for hours" with a photo of Jared Goff in a red jersey at Lions training camp
Oh just my worlds colliding a tad
Didn't expect a Jared Goff name-drop in this π€―
it feels like one of those nights i won't be sleeping
whatever a pre pre-order is π€·ββοΈ