Philip

Was a beltin’ episode! Get it on catchup! I’m going to bed

In the words I once heard someone say on learning someone didn’t have a TV at home ‘what do you do then?’

Always tickles me remembering that

Ahh, sorry mate, I mention it most Friday’s that I watch it if I’m not out or working and no one takes much notice, everyone seems to watch totp so though you were all undeserving..

Was a wonderful carefree year

The fuck now? Bex confiscated yours?

Most of you have missed rare live footage of the Black Francis, The La’s, Soul II Soul, 10,000 Maniacs, Neneh Cherry to name but a few classics from 1989 to watch Top of the shitting Pops! If you’ve owt about you, you’d turn over to Sky Arts for the final half hour of a classic year

PHAT - SHIT #TOTP

‘Touching myself while listening in bed’

@beetlemum.bsky.social -Sky Arts from 21:00 may interest you

Sexual frustration?

👀

He is now

Thank you, at last! Could you kindly forward me your invoice

I’ve been advised not to discuss with you any further. You’ll be hearing my solicitor shortly

Your rules are shite! I’m not gaping if your rules are shite

Because it’s not called The McAlpine

Technically he’s not the winner

I do know it but you’ll not goad me into naming it, so goad away, you’ll be wasting your time

I’m not sulking, I’m just not willing to risk having to tongue my own arsehole

Well, I’m not double jointed so shan’t be entering your competition

What’s your cum face to do with it? Also notice you’ve had a shave, you handsome devil!

Ahh, didn’t read to the end of the tweet, your searching query got me all excited and like I virginal teenage boy I shot my load before even entering!

Yes, havin’ it! 6 pon 10

I don’t know, Johnny Quango, what goes 99 bonk 99 bonk 99 bonk? I’m dying to learn!

Laughing here! I get confused easily 🤣🤣

Haha! I was calling Brian for accusing me of wearing white socks

Cheeky bastard! Bigger men than you have accused me of far less than that and have ended up breaking their skulls wide open!

Think yourself lucky I’m not on your manner!

It was noted when I seen. Proper wool behaviour, but didn’t want to get involved!

But you clearly do

It’s not on Brian! Standards, lad. Standards

All in one go, occasionally I take my time and have them in 2 chomps

I prefer wine these days, which looks a bit odd drinking with a load of Salfords finest…

Haha, even mentioned the free tea! What a fuckin’ gig!