Hannah Murray

Photo of Prince William and Princess Catherine of Wales with the headline “Prince William & Kate will refuse to attend Ascot of Beatrice & Eugene are invited”

“My cousins are having a tough time, their parents are utter shits, they’re probably feeling really alone and sad, how can I make it worse?” —these petty cunts

There’s no handshaking in baseball.

No, seriously. The managers *might* shake hands before game 1 of a playoff series, while everyone’s lined up on the field after intros, and players will talk to each other on the bases because they all fucking know each other. But a handshake at the plate? BFFR.

The puppy lying snoozing in his grey fluffy dog bed with my kids elastic cotton spa hair band she uses to keep her hair off her face when she washes it hooked around his neck ears.

My child is too sick to go to school but not too sick to torture the dog.

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

I thought the John Jr & Carolyn love story thing was gross to begin with, these are not “historical figures” they have living family & friends who knew and loved and grieve them, but the villainization of Daryl Hannah just takes it to a whole other level, like why do this? Horrible, shit people.

I had to pick the kiddo up from school early yesterday, due to violent coughing and general misery, so I’m not even going to even try sending her to school today. She’s missed almost a whole week.

I just saw an instagram post that said “the craziest thing about being a mom is like, I’d die for you, but I really don’t want to make you dinner” and I have never felt more seen.

Romance hive mind! I have a friend looking for something specific and it's outside what I read so I have no recs! They're hoping for something with a female dom and male sub, some hurt/no comfort vibes, in romantic fantasy or fantasy romance. Indie or trad!! Got any suggestions for me?

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The kiddo is on the mend but my husband is now sick and this morning before going back to bed he said "sorry I'm so useless" and I swear if I make no other impact on this man's life I *WILL* drum OUT of his head the fucking puritan notion that his value is based on the work he performs.

It wasn't "cancel culture" when women and people of color got used up, silenced, and dismissed before their careers even began. It only became "cancel culture" when powerful abusers started having established careers momentarily inconvenienced by revelations of what they'd done.

I hate him.

I still have the house plans for the 1926 Sears Crescent up on my computer because that's the house the heroine of the book I just finished lived in, probably I can close it now but I'm still in edits so I'm keeping them up until that goes to print just in case, plus it's a very cool house.

Okay, the kiddo is back to school—still coughing, but no fever, and wearing a mask (her idea, love that for her)—and I'm going to work. I had to crate the puppy, because he didn't understand why I'm paying attention to the clickity-clack machine in my lap instead of him. Gonna make some words.

My puppy always looks at the local murder like he’s trying to figure out how to get to them and I remind him that A) crows are our friends and B) he would also die.

Very fucked! Swift healing to mom!

We have concentration camps and I wish more people were actively bothered by that.

I do not want to keep this kid out of school another day, but she started spiking a fever again this afternoon. If she’s still running hot tomorrow, it’ll be day 5 of fever, and she’ll be back at the doctor in the morning instead of first period math.

I married a Mormon who I was introduced to by a professional dominatrix and a bondage rope maker.

I’m going!

Omg that’s ✨beautiful✨

Happy 12th anniversary of the day I went to the doctor for a standard prenatal visit and my doctor was like “hmm, your numbers are technically fine but I don’t like how you look, I’m ordering some extra labs” and I ended up being admitted for preeclampsia. Without prenatal care, I would be dead. 🥳

This was unnecessarily harsh, and I reject it. Signed, A Scorpio

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

My pittie mix puppy, apricot colored, sprawled on his fluffy gray dog bed fast asleep.

It’s a hard knock life.

1 Inquiry for New York Times Good afternoon, My name is [REDACTED] and l am a reporter for the New York Times. I am researching how much money the Palestinian diaspora community has sent to support Gazan families since the war in Gaza began. Does your team track this figure? I really appreciate it. With gratitude, [REDACTED]

Palestine Diaspora Movement Hello [REDACTED] We do not collaborate with The New York Times. Your email asks about money sent to Gazan families "since the war in Gaza began." Let us first correct the premise. This is not a war. It is a genocide. Calling it a war is part of the problem. It obscures the reality of a colonized people being massacred by a military machine backed by the United States and defended, sanitized, and rhetorically softened by institutions like yours. The New York Times has spent far too long parroting Zionist propaganda and laundering Israeli state narratives while Palestinians bury their dead. That kind of coverage does not merely misinform. It helps create the political climate in which Palestinian slaughter becomes explainable, defensible, and forgettable. So no, we will not be sharing any figures, internal data, or community information with a paper that has so thoroughly damaged its credibility on Palestine. Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it. Do not contact us again for this purpose, The Palestine Diaspora Movement Team

“Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it”

lmaooo GET EM

We had our first puppy kindergarten last night. There’s a couple with a Gordon Setter (SO CUTE) who are planning to do every type of competition possible—confirmation, rally, field trials, barn (?) and I was getting exhausted just hearing about it all with my future couch potato pup by my side.

The sick kid wants a smoothie, and I can’t find the blades for the bullet.

I forgot to take a picture before I started eating.

Same.