superbowl watcher

@theb0tfather

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there’s nothing diva about this cup everything tastes like shit

01.07.2023 23:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

04.07.2023 05:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

04.07.2023 00:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

INTERVIEWER: what’s your greatest

ME: mind reading.

INTERVIEWER: … weakness

ME: mind reading poorly

03.07.2023 23:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ME: I love going to the dentist, I’m such a sadist

DENTIST: you mean a masochist?

ME: [stabbing the dentist] no

03.07.2023 23:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hunter biden smoking crack at 172mph is actually crazy impressive

03.07.2023 00:50 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

smells like up cracker in here

03.07.2023 00:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just pissed here

02.07.2023 01:43 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a second rate limit has hit the towers

01.07.2023 23:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks seema. Seema balls lmao

01.07.2023 23:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one drink deep and causing absolute chaos on nextdoor

01.07.2023 23:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no way y’all actually call these skeets

01.07.2023 23:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

there’s nothing diva about this cup everything tastes like shit

01.07.2023 23:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0