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@lordcanti

24 / she/xe/he / evil autistic lesbian from hell banner by @pesky-pincushion.bsky.social my yumeships include roachine (๐Ÿชท๐Ÿชณ), roacholin (๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿชณ) and charoach (๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿชณ) https://sallicole.straw.page/

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just found out prawn cocktail is a real cocktail made of prawns and not just a crisp flavour

12.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCKING LOVE PRAWN COCKTAIL I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

12.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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theres somehting about this image that i really love. its so friendly and warm. i want to feel like this one day. i love you little rei ayanami at haagen dazs

11.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got So Drunk I've Unrepressed All Of My Childhood Memories. Personally . i Fondly Recall The Cbeebies Flash Games.

11.03.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so fucked up am actually watching tweenies rn

11.03.2026 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MARGARITAS

11.03.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

before the ai apocalypse me and my mate we made . this was like 2021 sorry im drunk. we made a bot that made ai hideki naganuma tweets . and he followed it. and the creator of openai followed it. is it our fault? is it all our fault?

11.03.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(drunk off of 1 margarita) jake from the tweenies was clearly developmentally disabled and everyone hated him for it. much to think about

11.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every time she falls for some bullshit on facebook i say "fell for it again award" and she no longer gets mad she accepts defeat and becomes slightly less radicalised with each fell for it again award

10.03.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my mom every time the rapture doesnt happen

10.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAWK TUAH

10.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk if its the autism or something else but it usually feels like "wow i am so unequipped to do literally anything. all of these people are 100% person and can do stuff but im like 50%"

10.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun Disorder Fact: Sometimes when you go outside you will feel like Half A Person for some reason

10.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone else destroyed all the abandoned buildings in pokopia instead of repairing them cause I feel evil

10.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still coming to the terms with the fact that I have a dissociative disorder comes with some hilarious revelations. When the trauma was happening I introjected Kenny from south park for some fucking reason. Imagine not only having a shite time but Kenny is there going mmfhfhfdhfh

10.03.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it just me or does every time I get a phone notification from reddit it's a really stupid post where everyone in the replies is arguing? Does anyone else get that? Why does reddit notify me when people are arguing

10.03.2026 09:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

come to think of it im like an ao3 author considering all the unfortunate events that happen to me on a weekly basis

10.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my pokemon are living in fucking poverty what do you mean tangrowth wants me to restore plastic beach BITCH EVERYONE IN THE FIRST AREA IS HOMELESS

09.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME

09.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCKING WART BEFORE DAISY IM SO GLAD IM ON ANTIPSYCHOTICS

09.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if daisy isnt in the post credits scene we're gonna draw her in the brazen bull

09.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CHILDISH GAMBINO IS YOSHI

09.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

>princesses are an important part of the mario universe
ok wheres daisy im about to get mad

09.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

daisy is fucking dead

09.03.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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waiter! waiter! its been 2 years you have to draw leni being tormented by the potential leni's again

09.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WHERE DO "YOU" END AND "WE" BEGIN?

09.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MY POKEMON LIVE IN A FUCKING SHITHOLE

08.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kaworu nagisa is the funniest character in fiction like what did he even do in the original series

08.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MY FRIENDS ROACH CARD GOT COMPLETELY FUCKING OBLITERATED

08.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0