If memory serves the reason the dad was talking about visiting every hot spring in Japan was that it was the wife's dream wasn't it? And she's got like cancer or some other unspecified fatal disease.

We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.

I was absolutely not prepared for the number even though I really thought I was

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

There is no shame in Gengar

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

Can't forget the alliance "purge squad" NPCs that were on the PTR for the .1 patch until people yelled at them for how profoundly of a bad idea that was even by BFA standards.

*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead

What Would Mr. Hands Think About All This

The phrase "create a tradeable asset out of any difference of opinion" breaks my brain just thinking about it. There's no positive outcome to something like that.

I felt compelled

I'm so sorry.

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

One of the things that has made entering new cards easier for @scryfall.com for the past year has been that the new WOTC galleries exposed card data on the back-end such that we could programmatically access it.

With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.

I feel absolutely crushed.

Bussy Master: Count Fuckula's Cum Castle

Just randomly scrolling through the Steam release calendar trying to see if there's anything else I've missed, and...

Y'know what, I gotta give props to a title that gave me pause for a second, just to process it.

When people ask me to rank the top 10 teams right now

It's so good but also i get so bummed whenever i take out an enemy in the second boss fight and part of the track goes away because i like the song.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

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So, fun fact on just being dark side not locking you into killing the jedi masters. That was actually critical to being able to finish the xbox version of the game because there was a really good chance if you got to a certain point and all of them were dead the game would just cutscene soft lock

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"

Thank you YouTube for your incredibly accurate AI comment section summaries.

i like how fantasy card games are like this

Advice animals made that one guy confess to murder and get found out so maybe it wouldn't be so bad to bring them back.

as if there was room for any doubt i think randomly spawning on the white house roof this morning is enough for us to declare this the garry's mod presidency

Heartwarming: payment processors help thousands in the LGBTQ+ community get over their phone anxiety

"Sony sues Tencent for allegedly ripping off 'Horizon' video games"

Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao