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@nullgarity

IT guy. Comedian. Dank ass dad. Chicago.

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TBF, it’s not a fair fight

03.01.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was at the game last night and someone in the stands yelled out β€œyo Embiid ain’t got no socks on” and it was so damn funny

27.12.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for this. One of the things I grieve about the loss of the old place is the art, ideas, and people that I was turned onto just by scrolling. Life changing stuff.

10.05.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to be an NBA arena DJ who works from home

25.01.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Help keep the "free" in free press! Join us Sunday Feb 23 at Thalia Hall for a fundraising screener of Penelope Spheeris's Decline of Western Civilization: Parts 1 & 2. www.ticketweb.com/event/the-de...

23.01.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
A screenshot of Maggie Smith's "Good Bones"
Life is short, though I keep this from my children.
Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine
in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways,
a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways
I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least
fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative
estimate, though I keep this from my children.
For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird.
For every loved child, a child broken, bagged,
sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world
is at least half terrible, and for every kind
stranger, there is one who would break you,
though I keep this from my children. I am trying
to sell them the world. Any decent realtor,
walking you through a real shithole, chirps on
about good bones: This place could be beautiful,
right? You could make this place beautiful.

A screenshot of Maggie Smith's "Good Bones" Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative estimate, though I keep this from my children. For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird. For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.

Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...

20.01.2025 15:08 πŸ‘ 5342 πŸ” 2127 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 99

100%making these

16.12.2024 23:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunset at Jockey’s Ridge State Park

01.12.2024 20:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0