it's cute that hell has bells
07.03.2026 04:39
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The birthday song is not something to enjoy but rather a thing to be endured with the promise of cake and presents at its conclusion.
06.03.2026 22:05
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💪
07.03.2026 02:19
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Some of my best work is still pretty terrible.
06.03.2026 16:49
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Of course the replacement will be just as vile.
07.03.2026 02:04
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The Board of Peace would like everyone to remain calm while everything burns.
07.03.2026 02:00
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Language is how we describe the universe, math is how the universe describes itself
06.03.2026 07:57
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I always appreciate a devil‘s advocate. I want to know all sides.
07.03.2026 01:39
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🤷🏻♀️😂😂😂
07.03.2026 01:20
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trapped in a prison of my own baking
07.03.2026 01:18
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Happy 80th birthday to Pink Floyd's David Gilmour.
06.03.2026 18:11
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F*ck Elon and all his space trash. www.popularmechanics.com/space/satell...
07.03.2026 01:08
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A welcome mat would suggest I want company and would have to be polite and that sounds terrible.
07.03.2026 00:07
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I wanted to reply with a gif but the “carpet beating” results were, um, odd.
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image of Alice from Wonderland with pink hair sitting with her hands holding her head up, mushrooms and the words: EVEN IN DARKNESS
YoU ARE STill GROWING
artist: Gus Fink
🖤
07.03.2026 00:52
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a sign that says 'PUT YOUR LAUNDRY AWAY OR I’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE Love,MOM'
The “Love, Mom” really ties the threat together
06.03.2026 22:57
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imagine if they were called flaccid disks
07.03.2026 00:52
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The “love“ in script just ties it all together.
07.03.2026 00:51
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If blankets could talk…
07.03.2026 00:49
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President who?
07.03.2026 00:45
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Getting a fake id to say I’m 18 so they stop me from buying alcohol anymore.
06.03.2026 18:31
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You are not alone in your discontent.
07.03.2026 00:31
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Seriously, find your local protest. It’s invigorating and satisfying to be among the like minded.
07.03.2026 00:29
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There was a time I blocked every politician on line. I was trying to be curative with what landed in my feed.
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I never had FB. I witnessed the destruction of Twitter first hand.
Seriously, fuck Elon. Any account you see created on the bird app after November 2022, it’s a bot.
06.03.2026 23:23
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I miss the pre-polical days.
06.03.2026 23:20
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I miss the old social media.
06.03.2026 23:14
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this women's history month, i pledge to become ungovernable
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Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.
some shit is about to go down
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as a bona fide genX I can verify all of the myths are true
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