Played the same riff on 3 telecasters.
$400, $1400, and $2000
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Played the same riff on 3 telecasters.
$400, $1400, and $2000
Let me know your favorite 👇
$450 Danelectro
$1599 Gibson
$2599 Rickenbacker
Same riff on all 3.
Which bass wins?
My dog
has more game
than any bard in Skyrim
🐕🎸
AI what?
AI huh?
Nothing. Here’s my dog and guitar instead:
My dog is unimpressed by me.
And my guitar playing.
Unless I bribe him with treats 🐕🎸
Gibson Les Paul?
Fender Telecaster?
Rickenbacker 360?
Which guitar wins?
My dog…
And me…
In my 30s:
#guitar
#dog
#battlestargalactica
Went to Skyrim.
Brought the dog. 🐕
And a guitar. 🎸
Met a Khajiit. 🐈
My dog rates:
Gibson Les Paul
Vs
Fender Stratocaster 🐕🎸
My dog picks favorites 🐕🎸
Spoiler alert.
I was awake.
Wide awake.
She said:
“It’s me or the guitars.”
My dog and I are happy with the decision:
Valentine’s Day plans?
Guitar. Dog. Done.
I can’t. Seriously.
I mean it.
I’m busy.
Me:
I have plans.
Very important plans.
These plans will always be more important than whatever you’re trying to get me to go to.
That is all.
Here are the plans:
Women: he’s probably cheating on me
Men: playing guitar for dog on floor 🐕🎸
If I got to jail tonight…
This is why.
Women: he’s probably cheating on me.
Men:
I can’t. I’m busy. 🎸🐕
Reading this gave me an aneurism 🐕👁️
My dog has opinions during guitar practice 🐕💭🎸
My weekend plans?
Same as every weekend.
Playing guitar with my dog of course!
My dog’s intrusive thoughts are louder than my guitar
How I spend my nights… woof woof
How your email found me? As it always does 🎸🐕🦺
Plansplaining
My dog didn’t clap? 🤔
The birds know… THEY KNOW!
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