Technicolor Tyrant

But do you jerk off full time?

Greedy Corpos gonna find a way to force ads into your silence

The bear watches in the corner

Ah yes, anxiety in a bucket

Personally if the balls don't touch than you ain't even fucking right.

Nice!
I'm starting to think I'll have to travel at minimum half way across the states just to have sex in general.

It's just the weekly Thursday mainten...WAIT THURSDAY?

The middle one looks a bit close to Zamazenta in design but I could also see them doing that as a lazy cop out. Just recolor an old pokemon.

GPS AND a phone in the middle of the windshield? How does that NOT obscure vision?

Also...IT'S A FUCKING SMART PHONE! JUST USE THE GPS ON THAT!

Brown Shorts:✅
Red Top:✅

This is a Scout TF2

With alt text:

Could the change in the setting screen just be because it's different versions?

Upvote this.

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The solution is to have the one person sit in the lap of the other person. Then they both have equal amounts of room. :}

Why he go >:} at the end tho lmao

*bites your nails*

People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, direct action" and then do direct action and it works.

VALVE STAYS WINNING

A nail biter :3

It's actually fucking cheaper to just buy a new pre built pc. I wish I was joking.

I still think it's funny that they announced that and literally like 3 days before the article hit I had just bought a 6 TB WD Black

BITHDAY

Holy shit, yeah! Glad they found it before the worst happened.

"Wolves in bed" is literally how I been feeling the last couple days while trying to sleep.

transition is a choice that anyone can make for any reason, and if I do it because of the Latent Transsexual Genes Lurking In My Head and some other bitch does it because she wants to attract lesbian librarians by bending over in a pencil skirt by the periodicals we are both right to choose it

my politics

Now make it a trilogy >:3

Tl;dr: The vast majority of adults will never have to interact with our age assurance systems and their experience won't change, because we know Discord and how people use it, so we're designing to respect privacy and deliver a safer experience while minimizing friction for adults. Hey folks – I’ve been on Discord since very early 2016 and actually joined the company in 2017. Safety is one of my areas, so today’s announcement on our blog is something I’ve been pretty involved with. I’ve always cared about Discord's approach to privacy (E2EE for A/V was another of my projects here), so I figured I’d add some more context to today's news. I can say confidently that the vast majority of people will never see age verification. I say this because we launched age assurance in the UK and Australia in 2025, and we have some pretty good data on this now. The idea here is that we can pre-identify most adults based on what we already know (not including your messages!), and that looks to get us pretty far here. No face scans, no IDs, for the vast majority of adults.

And if you are one of the smaller subset of folks that we can't definitively pre-identify, then still, you only have to do it if you're accessing age-restricted servers or channels, or changing certain settings. That's really not most users. (Altho... might be more Redditors, tbh.) Last, I know that there is concern about privacy and data leaks. That's a real concern. The selfie system is built purely client-side, it never leaves your device, and we did that intentionally. That'll work for a bunch of users who aren't pre-identified as adults. But if you do end up in the ID bucket, then yeah, you're right that has some risk. We're doing what we can to minimize this by working with our range of partners (who are different partners than the data leak you read about), and if it's any help, we learned a lot internally from the last issue. But I get if that doesn't necessarily inspire more confidence. Anyway, we’ll be sharing more next month as we get closer to the global roll out about the system, including the technology behind it in March. I honestly wouldn't be happy if we didn't build something good and I am excited about what we’re launching, but please let us know what you think when we share more details. And I really appreciate everybody's feedback here today. We’re definitely reading it!

Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.