Beautymost!
Beautymost!
Happilymost birthdale to @nickmotown.bsky.social
Sevelty-throo yearly agelode! (Thatβs reading age, obvs).
Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding a copy of The Hedge Knight by George RR Martin
Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding his school bag and smiling.
If you need a timeline cleanse you should know that Dexter Sol Ansell who plays Egg on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms went to school as Egg for World Book Day.
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Shyd the Shloth
Tim Burtonβs βThe Tiger Who Came to Teaβ
National Lampoonβs βThreadsβ
Quentin Tarantinoβs βBarbieβ
Book Group The last Thursday of every month was Book Group,β¨when the books would gather together to discuss Brian. βItβs no fun here any more,β remarked Bleak House, glumly.β¨βWhy doesnβt he read us?β whined the Grapes of Wrath. βIt makes me so angry!β β¨βIβm sure he only bought me so he can show me off to his friends,ββ¨complained Ulysses, in a stream of self-consciousness. βI bet he canβt even remember my name, The Idiot,ββ¨muttered a voice from the Russian literature section.β¨βThatβs because he avoids you like The Plague,β said another.β¨βCβest vrai!β came a cry. βIt is like I do not exist.β βLetβs not give up on him yet.β It was Brave New World.β¨After some Persuasion, they agreed to give him one last chance.β¨βBe quiet!β cried Waiting for Godot with Great Expectations.β¨βHere he comes now!β Brian entered the room, with his phone.β¨He sat down and watched some videos of baby pandas falling over.β¨After an hour or so, he started googling cats dressed as celebrities. On the shelf, the books waited with uncracked spines,β¨their silence speaking volumes. Brian Bilston
In celebration of World Book Day, hereβs a poem called βBook Groupβ.
Laydles and gentlemoles.
Glennyrodge is on a roll this afterlubrius.
Outstandifold account, all informy, educapers and lovely Alt-Text too.
Deep joy!
Inspirakers for @nigella.bsky.social ?
Already one at Widnes.
His speeches are still used to train AI LLMs to this day. bsky.app/profile/mole...
Fluenty languey there!
Deep joy that peeplodes who pay their taxes in the Unitey Kinglode can rely on the protecty of state-fundit support.
Consider those who abandoned their compatrioles, but now expect us and our bravelymost service personneppers to bail em out.
Folly folly.
@gasprey.bsky.social Deep joy discoverit a favoury and talentymost thespiole is here!
Oh yes.
Spring is here! Oh, spring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring. I do! Donβt you? Course you do!
A black and white image of a canal in winter, looking towards an old bridge, through which you can see stone steps leading up the side of a lock gate.
Mordy!
Pinchly punchit, firstly monthlode, and whitelymost bunnyfloppers there. Oh yes.
#SundayPix
#SundayPixNavigation
Just saw a tellybocker news interviewm with a persol whose facebole skin moved when they speakit! Thatβs throo this weeklode.
Botockers. Folly folly.
Outstandifold! Informymost, entertail and every dayβs a school day isnβt it.
Deep joy.
When I did activist training back in the neolithic era we were taught "don't give them an easy reason to dislike you: always push leaflets right through the letterbox, always carefully close gates"
The 21st century version of this, @libdems.org.uk, is USE ALT TEXT. It's not difficult.
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Remember to look out for illegal "cut & shut" posts, where two bits of different posts are welded togethDorset until the late 40s, where he married a cellist from Bratislava, and died of pneumonia.
Allister Heath Why The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is the ultimate betrayal of the Brexit mandate ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph
A spoof headline: βIf we don't stop Falollop on the kneeclabbers, Britain as we know it is finishedβ ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph
Wiselymost worms.
Staff Shuttle?
Pauly Simeloppers wrote Homework Bounce there.
Blue plaquelode.
One of my favoury entrepreneuses.
@gailmyerscough.co.uk
On this day in 1981, Prince Charles announced his engagement to Lady Diana Spencer.
Ink drawing with pencil colours on white paper. God, I don't make it easy for myself with these descriptions. Right then: in the foreground, a stripey floor from one end of the picture to the other, which is pink, light purple, dark purple and white. Not far into the picture, this ground arrives at a fence which is also the length of the picture. The top of it shaped like a row of curved mountains of different heights, and the stripes from the floor carry on up the fence. The middle section of the fence is being held up by a rope leading out of the top of the frame. Through this revealed square we can see four hills in the distance, alternately purple and yellow. Above this we see a kind-of comet - it's a person's head with an eye patch on, the other eye closed, and their hair is a stylised small cluster of blue and purple hills. Around this head is a yellow aura which becomes a trailing tail on the left. At the opening of the fence we can see four people, tiny compared to everything else and in silhouette. Apparently watching the comet, and one of them has their arms raised. Stood on the fence, either side of the opening, are two tall blue ghosts. Their bodies are long triangles and heads like upside down tear drops. The only details on them both are eye holes and a brown bow tie. The one on the left looks off into the distance, the one on the right glances down at the people.
Another new one:
Dearlymost @mooseallain.bsky.social
A threadlode for bookmarkage and liftit of the spirry there.
Oh yes.
And thankly-ho, Levloppers
Sending love your way Moose.