Big Dumb Red Beard Guy

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It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans

"...more twists than a Chubby Checker greatest hits album" would have been better, I feel.

But F1 is hot right now.

And the Chubby Checker line would have required a Johnny Carson bounce-on-toes motion.

You have no idea who either Chubby Checker or Johnny Carson are, do you?

*sigh*

Why You Don’t Need to Steer Clear of MSG The idea that MSG is uniquely harmful rests on a single letter and a lot of iffy science.

The "how did we come to consider MSG bad?" story in the middle of this article has more turns than an F1 course.

www.self.com/story/what-i...

"War Queer" sounds like it would be the most amazing band on Earth

“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From “Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran.

No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles.

Worth a watch.

(🎥 BBC News/BBC Verify)

They bombed a girls school you pricks
THEY BOMBED A GIRLS SCHOOL

Bernie Sanders’ billionaire tax would soak about 900 people to fund $3,000 checks for the middle class

Sounds fucking, great. Oh, you think it’s a bad thing… Fortune magazine.

@FuctupMike - 2h Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie @HireMelmFunny Replying to @FuctupMike Have you ever been to a birthday party, Mike

I wish more of the public understood that Premillennialism has driven GOP support for Israel over decades. Bibi/Israel's' Right Wing has used this to maintain US support across party lines.
Conservative Protestants through white Christian Nationalists support a Israel to bring on the end times ⬇️

Results: Progressives win all four of these primaries, ousting incumbents Cunningham, Willingham, and Majeed, while Pierce held off Wray’s comeback.

extraordinary night for state progressives in North Carolina

via boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...

man foh plug that shit in so I can whoop somebody's ass with eddy gordo right quick

Tfw you know exactly what sketch the thumbnail is from

Yes, I'll admit I read the "Left Behind" series.

But, in my defense, I shoplifted at least half of those books.

Bunch of these death cult weirdos think if they kill enough people in a certain area, their deity will rise from the dead and they'll all go to the bonus round.

The most important thing is, you had fun.

And so did we.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

This is an #MST3K screengrab reminding you to LEAVE THE BRONX

The NYT style guide

I only have one question about what's going on in the Middle East:

Do I still have to go to work tomorrow?

EYE OF MELIAN - Dawn of Avatars (feat. Patty Gurdy & Troy Donockley) | Napalm Records YouTube video by Napalm Records

Imagine my disappointment in learning that Patty Gurdy - seen in this video playing the hurdy-gurdy - is not actually named Patty Gurdy.

It's a stage name.

Thereby depriving us the greatest case of nominative determinism in humanity's history.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl3z...

Such a shame how John Cleese suddenly dropped dead right after his speech at Graham Chapman's memorial service in 1990. With his passionate commitment to social democratic politics, European integration, and human rights, and his self-deprecating wit, he could have been a powerful voice had he lived

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

Apollo with the dodgeball of prophecy

Years ago in another life I gave a guest lecture at The Hague warning “AI weapons” could be invoked to remove accountability for war crimes from the chain of command. I said “there are no autonomous weapons, only unsupervised ones,” and sadly it seems I was cooking with that one