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Rachel Lynett

@chelalyn89

She/they, playwright & screenwriter & everything in between…..kitchen witch, curator of chaos, happily married, and queer as f^ck 🐍 More about me here: https://canikeepthecat.com

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ANXIETY
THREADS IS BACK!
DONATE $20+ MN
ORGANIZATIONS AND GET A FREE WALLET ON ME
SEND ME THE SCREENSHOT OF THE DONATION + YOUR ADDRESS AND I'LL MAIL IT

ANXIETY THREADS IS BACK! DONATE $20+ MN ORGANIZATIONS AND GET A FREE WALLET ON ME SEND ME THE SCREENSHOT OF THE DONATION + YOUR ADDRESS AND I'LL MAIL IT

Donate
Today!
Venmo:
CANMN
@communityaidnetworkmn

Donate Today! Venmo: CANMN @communityaidnetworkmn

A sugar skull pattern tote

A sugar skull pattern tote

If you donate $20 or more to a MN organization working to fight against
, send a screenshot to
@riffraffdesignsmn for a free notebook OR send it to me for a free wallet.
Raff will let you pick the fabric. With me, you get what you get. That's part of the fun
An org especially looking to raise money right now is @communityaidnetworkmn
22 minutes ago

If you donate $20 or more to a MN organization working to fight against , send a screenshot to @riffraffdesignsmn for a free notebook OR send it to me for a free wallet. Raff will let you pick the fabric. With me, you get what you get. That's part of the fun An org especially looking to raise money right now is @communityaidnetworkmn 22 minutes ago

Supporting those in MN -
A close friend is making the most of being semi-stuck in their house and raising money with handmade notebooks & wallets. You donate $20 to Community Aid Network MN, you send proof, you get something cute.

All info in screenshots!

20.01.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Thanks for sharing!

20.01.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been hearing about whistles for months. They've been up for grabs at bookstores, bars, coffee shops. I know so many people who've taken bystander trainings starting as much as a year ago. The Cities were able to roll up their sleeves and jump to because we didn't wait for the crisis to start.

19.01.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

16.01.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 17780 πŸ” 6346 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 327
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Federal judge bars ICE agents from β€˜retaliating’ against protesters in Minnesota The injunction filed Jan. 16 follows a lawsuit brought by six Minnesota residents during the early days of Operation Metro Surge last month.

Finally some good news!

www.startribune.com/judge-blocks...

17.01.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post

16.01.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 14224 πŸ” 7005 πŸ’¬ 587 πŸ“Œ 392

I’d argue that I’m older than ICE so it doesn’t need to exist at all but especially now, if people like Enrique Tarrio can join, we need to burn it down altogether.

16.01.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think maybe if we stopped saying β€œICE” and started saying β€œTrump’s secret police force,” Democrats would see how absolutely absurd their response has been. It cannot be reformed. Abolish Trump’s secret police force. Abolish ICE.

16.01.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Any politician whose response to their state being invaded by a federal force is "be peaceful and vote" better be ready to be voted out if elections ever happen again. People are out en masse to protect their families and neighbors. The Dems are catastrophically refusing to meet the moment.

16.01.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Elected officials have to stop posting like bystanders who have no power.

13.01.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 3677 πŸ” 949 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.01.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 17451 πŸ” 4426 πŸ’¬ 468 πŸ“Œ 314

These fucking politicians need to STOP CONSTANTLY admonishing protestors to be "peaceful" while they are being brutalized regularly by the gatekeepers of the state. You should be up there telling ICE and Border Patrol to be fucking peaceful.

08.01.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 2752 πŸ” 903 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve seen this playbook before in Haiti, only we don’t have oil so there is never any talk of running the country after the US kidnaps a Haitian president.

03.01.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 792 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s 1990, I’m 1 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state

It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state

It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state

03.01.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 2449 πŸ” 753 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 50

That’s my name alongside all these brilliant and cool people! 😭😭😭

02.01.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I am β€œrewatching Bojack starting at season 4” depressed. How are you πŸ˜…πŸ‘€πŸ˜¬

05.12.2025 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This World AIDS Day, we remember the hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers lost to HIV and AIDS, and those living with HIV today. We must remind ourselves and each other that the fight isn’t over until the epidemic is over for everyone.

02.12.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 10937 πŸ” 1796 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 55
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Poly Olly Oxen F^ck An open letter to an ex…

I’ve never won a break up but I’ve never lost one either. While this is literally a break-up letter, it’s more about narcissistic behaviors in the artistic community

medium.com/@rachel.lyne...

30.11.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We learned how to sign the alphabet, β€œyes”, β€œno”, β€œhow are you”, and β€œthank you.”

30.11.2025 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. Did y’all not learn how to sign the alphabet in elementary school? Just talked to @riffraffmn.bsky.social and realized this is not a universal experience πŸ˜…

30.11.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Acquired Tastes: A Call for Submissions For younger writers, ages 15-21

I'm editing an anthology about unlikable characters and seeking work from younger writers, 15-21. If you know of one such writer who might want to submit their work for consideration, please share this call for submissions: audacity.substack.com/p/acquired-t...

19.11.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 401 πŸ” 294 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 10

Or just let us run our own show πŸ‘€πŸ”₯

11.11.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Zohran Mamdani will be the youngest New York mayor in a century, NBC News projects, and he used parts his victory speech to highlight the stories of residents across the city.
nbcnews.to/47HLx3I

05.11.2025 05:26 πŸ‘ 336 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
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I wrote a pilot today! Excited to edit it tomorrow and outline season 1 😍πŸ”₯

29.10.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot believe that β€œmamdani calls a close adult relative an β€˜aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a β€œscandal” these days

28.10.2025 21:14 πŸ‘ 22324 πŸ” 2136 πŸ’¬ 1249 πŸ“Œ 548
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Sunday mood

26.10.2025 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If she’s our β€œEnglish teacher” why doesn’t she know about white flight? Why didn’t she consider how using AAVE would come across? She’s written about s*x before. Did she think he wouldn’t get metaphor aka her favorite thing? Is real love really just hiding yourself for a ring? Is that the lesson?

16.10.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand I get wanting a light, fun album. She’s finally ~in love~. Then why waste time on at least two different diss songs? Why not make it about what makes the relationship so great other than his d*ck??? Reputation was great because it balanced levity and fun with real life worries.

16.10.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It could’ve been such an impactful album. Imagine how β€œI protect the family” could’ve been taken if it was about defending queer+trans folk. Imagine how eldest daughter could’ve been about the weight of being a woman right now in this climate. Instead we got a sh*tty album with bad AAVE.

16.10.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(NSFW)

I found out my hidden album deleted all of my ~spicy~ pictures pre-this year so now I’m thinking about reaching out to my exes like β€œLook I know you still have the pics and I’m not mad. I just want you to send them to me for archival reasons to show how I wasted my hot years on y’all.”

15.10.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0