Juney

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

when you realize you can run pedestrians over with yoyr car

Is this what they call girlfailing?

(For real tho, happy for you!)

BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.

Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out

Too late for me, I ate dinner at 7:30 and then my body shut down until about 11.

What the hell do I do now lmao

It is, arguably, just as baffling that Dale Jr. doesn't seem interested at all in leveraging his eleventy-seven sponsors to fund Rajah for a full season since Hendrick pivoted to Day.

Today I learned Ivysaur goes by Herbizarre in another language and now I'm feeling like I missed out.

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Also still in disbelief that Traverse City got the "noble savage" treatment in The Atlantic. It's basically the Nantucket of Michigan!

Color me unimpressed. Move to Kalkaska or Mancelona and then get back to me, smh.

the homemade protein drink 10 oz. of unsweetened orange juice or apple juice 3 raw eggs 1 banana/8-10 strawberries/a quarter of a cantelope 4 heaping tablespoons of powdered milk 1 scoop of ice cream if someone is struggling to gain weight

found a Texas Longhorns strength and conditioning guide from 1979 and this is the most deranged drink I've ever seen in my whole life

The entire breakdown of how VGHF freed Cookie's Bustle from a troll is genuinely an amazing breakdown of DMCA and international copyright/trademark law, and how bad actors have made the Internet worse for creatives over the years.

It's worth a read.

Hang on. I think I see the problem.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-SLUGGO, HE OUTSIDE IN HIS YARD , HE HAS A WORLD GLOBE, IT’S BENT AND MASHED UP A LITTLE . SLUGGO: WOW, DAT GIVES ME AN IDEA P2- NANCY SEES SLUGGO AND GOES OVER TO HIM NANCY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GLOBE, SLUGGO ? SLUGGO: I’M GOING TO SELL IT P3- NANCY: YOU CAN'T SELL THAT--LOOK AT THE CONDITION IT'S IN P4- SLUGGO: WHY NOT ? - - THEY SAY THE WOILD IS IN AWFUL SHAPE THESE DAYS NANCY HAS A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON HER FACE.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 01,1948

I choose love over hate.
And bigger love when love comes.

If you're unsure about trans people,
Chiitan isn't asking you to understand.
Just watch over them kindly.

Trans folks simply want to laugh, love & grow
with those who light up their world. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Fio Metal Slug

you straight up cannot beat pokemon presents for the ratio of fake to real announcements. miyamoto keeps trying as he makes more movies but "fake gb carts that play one pokemon ost cut at a time" and "pokemon sleep has new missions" just proves you cannot dethrone the true goat

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

#八雲紫
A perfect morning

I hate living in the middle of history all the time.

Always has.

this week on “nancy” is sluggo week

I am very much ready to be done hearing about hockey, the cultural impact of hockey, and all hockey-related media. The good news is that, historically, this will happen within two weeks of the end of any given Winter Olympics.

Still can't get over how awesome the Daytona 500 was yesterday.

The sport is back, babyyyy.