A handful of Republicans in Congress & Supreme Court can end this nightmare any time they choose, and history will remember them as saviors of the republic, no matter what terrible things they did to US in last 10 years: insane we cannot find a few volunteers for this plum deal!
this fucker led us into another war
have never seen trent and andie in the same place, hmmm
[jello biafra voice] daylight savings CRIME
rrrrrrrrock rock rock rock rock n' roll high skewl
Screengrab of a 1970s newscaster in a red suit. The cover of my book MAGNUM OPUS is superimposed over his right shoulder.
NEWSFLASH: My book MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GUNS N' ROSES' CHINESE DEMOCRACY will be released in the UK and Australia on March 19th, though I think some places in those areas are making it look like you can get it now. Hey, grab it whenever you can! Pip pip cheerio and all that!
I had a good friend who was a producer at Pixar for many years and she peaced out a couple years ago and everyone was shocked because the place looks amazing from afar but she said the absolute wrong people are making decisions and I guess that makes more sense now
My hand holding a copy of MAGNUM OPUS. The cover is red and it has Axl Rose and Buckethead rocking out together. Rock out with your bucket out!
If you would like to purchase a signed copy of my new book MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GUNS N' ROSES' CHINESE DEMOCRACY please DM me and we will make it happen! Sorry I can't go on a book tour at the moment. As I'm sure you know, the world is a fuck!
Wrapped this up the other day. My takeaway this time, aside from the staggering incompetence / pettiness of the FBI at its birth, is that I can't believe these famous outlaws all really did talk like they were in a gangster movie. Stuff like "I'm done for!" and "Don't you mugs ever read the papers?"
Illustration of a shouting young man.
This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"
I go under the knife Tuesday. Got hit with some very costly medical bills that were not part of the plan, which have increased the cost of the surgery by several extra thousands of dollars. Any and all help during this time would be greatly appreciated. Thank you 💜
gofund.me/c698a57c5
Check me out on this video podcast! Check me out in my new reading glasses because I can't see shit anymore!
A Simpsons screenshot of the Poochie focus-group boardroom scene. Krusty the Clown sits at a table with TV executives while a woman pitches an “extreme” new character.
IN YOUR DREAMS.
WE'RE TALKING A DARK, BROKEN HAL JORDAN.
YOU MEAN PARALLAX?
NO. HE'S JUST REALLY TIRED AND SAYS "FUCK" A LOT.
Looks like a goddamn Battletoad.
I was mistaken for Donny Osmond on an airplane once. This old woman just about fainted.
Have you only been an American for like a week?
I'm jim carrey
yes I'm the real carrey
all you other jim carreys are just imitating
am I still an anti-vax freak?
an anti-vax freak?
an anti-vax freak?
they love to do this shit
It was time for rock music to be marginalized. Everclear? Sum-41? Creed?
If you think this Thom Tillis stuff is wild, wait until you find out Sebastian Bach is the new singer for Twisted Sister!
Bad Dudes meme reading THE PRESIDENT IS HAVING A PSYCHOTIC BREAK ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO 5150 THE PRESIDENT
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Two LP copies of "The Music of Cosmos." There's a dope picture of space on the cover.
A few years ago Amy and I bought each other the soundtrack to Carl Sagan's "Cosmos" for Christmas. Isn't that adorable? We were made for each other. Anyway, this is a great LP to throw on when you just want to chill. It is probably a fantastic album to hear if you're stoned off your ass.
Surgery is one week away and I just got a bill that's for considerably more than the estimates ever suggested. Any help during this time would be huge. Thank you.
gofund.me/cd9402a86
50 years of the same 14 Sex Pistols songs, they should try writing some new ones for the next 50 years
People sniffling everywhere: please wear a mask. There is no excuse for someone who is clearly sick to endanger others. We can find you a good one that fits even. Everyone should mask in shared air but especially if you are obviously sick
we protected my mom from COVID for 5 years. She caught it at the hospital during an outbreak in the dialysis ward (!!) and died 5 days later.
we will do nothing with this information as a society
My hand holding a copy of MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GUNS N' ROSES' CHINESE DEMOCRACY. Axl Rose and Buckethead are on the cover.
You could keep reading the awful headlines or you could pick up my new book MAGNUM OPUS and lose yourself in the story of the wheels coming off the world's most popular rock band because the singer was consumed with completely reinventing their sound & image. The fights! The money! The Bucket! Wow!
Yep. That's one thing that I'll give COVID credit for & that's flushing out who is an asshole and who isn't. Really brought out their true character.
Interview snippet where interviewer asks Lou Reed "Sirius's impending merger with XM is anticipated to boost earnings. Do you own any stock in the company?" And Lou Reed responds by saying, "What are you, a fucking asshole? I'm here telling you the truth about music and you want to know if I have stock in the fucking radio? You fucking piece of shit. What did I do to deserve that?"
Happy Lou Reed Day!
What if there was a mindful way to steal people’s art, pollute Black neighborhoods, and raise everyone’s electric bill?
