Post 1 Reposted by little lamb Jana H-S (they/them) @jana-aych-ess.b... 1d I want you to do me a favor. I want you to set a timer for three minutes. while that timer is running I want you to treat the Post underneath this one as a new commandment. for three minutes I want you to reorganize your life around its teachings. and when the timer goes off, I want you to let it go Post 2: little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social go outside and punch the grass until you break every bone in your hand

Lol

Mountain goats voice: "glory to the chudling brothers..."

settling down with the unsettleable (aka: we can't have normal sex)

I used to wish that my worth was not measured by my ability to endure. Now I know that it's just what I'm good at

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

The lack of creative oversight and a tight episode schedule sure did lead to some interesting things. I'm glad cartoons are like this every once in a while.

I learned the word from adventure time, a shame that it's now more closely associated with mecha hitler

Wat. That sounds cool

CW: Guns

Play nice

Awesomes

Seems the metal ones can 🌈💖✨️💫🥰

A paddled ass with three small flecks of blood

Life has been good to me tonight 🥰🥰🥰

It's Reese from Malcolm in the Middle

Ethan Winters face reveal

I think it'd be cool if we had a larger discussion on the direction of conventions in NA- how expensive they are, how little artists make back, how much artists have to put in to even get accepted- And let's not forget how ridiculous the expectations are for presentation and merchandise with tables.

I am playing through outer wilds for the first time currently, my ass touched moon two days ago!

it's widely agreed that i would excel at caring for & incubating a tender clutch of eggs

comic of two guys standing in line somewhere. one of the guys has some kind of magic spirit hand lurking over him. guy 1: i've been getting into spectral hands lately guy 2 turns to look at him guy 2: huh? guy 1: yeah. after staring blankly for a moment, guy 2 turns away again guy 1: i don't have it jerk me off or anything. there is no response guy 1: just saying. just saying in case you were thinking that. again, nothing. guy 1: sometimes we practice kissing. the end

spectral hand comic 🫱

TRUE. A sparkledog with the t virus would be unstoppable

Hoping you do!

After beating mutt for quite a length of time. We left it alone in the basement. Left with a little space heater, a dog bowl of drugged water, and the flashing light of a water heater to shine light on the pitch black basement.

Until about 30 minutes in when I slipped away from everyone upstairs..

A blurry picture of two albino deer, the one of the left is a fawn

He’s skadaddling

Text from Rescue Hound, chapter 12: "Kione strikes a little pose,"

Don't ever forget that she struck a little pose.

I do I do I do. Help Rayn Puddle you are the only one who can save me! All the blood will leap back into my body!(it will only get worse)

CBP Tapped Into the Online Advertising Ecosystem To Track Peoples’ Movements An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations. ICE has bought access to similar t...

SCOOP: An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations.

This surveillance can happen through all sorts of apps, such as video games, news apps, weather trackers, and dating apps.

i threw a rock at
your window
i should have picked a pebble
but i'm not gonna run away,
this time.

i overdid it,
a little
put a crack right down the middle
but id do it again
to see your face

getting the womb transplant and being the surrogate for your clones so all pf them but you call me mommy

All of my blood is leaving my body Rayn.

Please Miss Rayn Puddle! I still think quite often of the groping bruise incident!

In Mega Man 9, Ocean Man was the original design for Splash Woman and her weakness is the Chaser weapon.