Jesse Harris

I like to find little ways to add fun to my life. For example, this is the folder where I keep my pharmacy receipts.

Hey, I heard you had a debilitating problem - have you tried doing something about it? You'll be happy to know that I have advice on the matter despite having no knowledge about your specific situation.

I feel like having them sucked into a black hole would be more your style

Looking forward to the Ai hype squad explaining how bots deceiving people is good actually

We had a good run…

Just learned the video length limit here is 1 min. That sucks…

Sundar is definitely heavily incentivized to say this for a whole bunch of reasons (anti trust being a big one) so I’m not sure how much I believe it…

Even if this lawsuit follows the anti-trans narrative (which is a big if) that is *one* case of a teen getting care and then regretting it later.

Its taken them years to find one case that remotely follows their narrative...

They are simply repackaging information that is in the public domain in a manner that is proprietary. Seems legit!

i was about to make a joke about "he actually seems good at doing corrupt stuff" but he got caught, so.....

I know this exact feeling. One of the many reasons I’m against grammar fascism on social media. English is weird and exhausting to work with all day

Seems like this could just be a story about developers building huge houses.

One of the points here that is fascinating is the drop in long keyword searches. I wouldn't be surprised if that is being taken by AI chatbots.

While I think some have overstated the switch to AI as a search engine, it is great for when you are looking for info on a topic that is weird and specific

I had one of these and it was perfect in every way.

I just remembered that new Jaguar car is dropping tomorrow. I don’t know whether I’m excited or dreading round two…

We need a shirt with 40 words and 20 different fonts explaining how much we love women, god, and shoplifting.

Fun fact: there’s never been a Democratic director of the FBI in its entire history.

Clearly you need a republican director to counteract an institution that is to the left of chapo trap house.

Rise of remote work seems like a big factor. It is a lot easier to start a business when you are saving a couple hours a day on commute, and when you are set up with a home office.

Now, I know you’re skeptical. I can hear you now “Jesse, I need coffee. How are stocks going to help me survive my 9 am meeting with Karen from finance?”

Don’t worry - scientists are working on caffeinated stocks. In fact, we might even have pumpkin spice stocks by next autumn. Hype!!

Pretty impressed that he got a 19% annual return on a stock that only achieved an 11.8% rate of return for the last 20 years.

Not sure how he did it, but that’s amazing!

Wow, this financial advice is insightful! It turns out that if you invest money you will have more money than if you spend it.

Mindblowing 🤯

It is so weird seeing Bitcoin to go through these growth sprints and then back tracks where the only real change is factors like regulation.

Everyone seems to know it’s only good for speculation and crime.

Yet it continues to grow!!

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a minute vm.tiktok.com/ZMhvwECne/

Think of it more like hazing - if you disagree, you probably shouldn't be following me!

This post from 6 years ago just popped into my feed. Wild…

If I'm going to give this platform a try, I wanna start with my hottest take: utilize is a garbage-tier word, and you should never use it.

@mararada.bsky.social hi! Can you see this?