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@blllake

βœŠπŸΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ NC β€’ cat dad β€’ Desperate Housewives enthusiast πŸ“Έ instagram.com/blakewatsondailey

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If there’s ever an actual fire in my building, I am fucked. The alarm has gone off so many times that now I just grab my noise cancelling headphones and wait for it to stop.

07.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me

06.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2139 πŸ” 562 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 37

😩

28.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be right there

28.02.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am exhausted y’all

28.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I have a gummy I want to post pole on main

28.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Minivans are the most practical vehicles on the road, and the ick people have for them is so goofy.

26.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re welcome!

26.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s something about a toasted blueberry bagel with whipped cream cheese that just really hits the spot.

26.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally watched Sinners, and WHAT THE FUCK GRACE

23.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love telling my cats β€œbone apple teeth” when I give them dinner

22.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I must have missed that entirely. Well, I guess I’d better make it a little more modest before posting here πŸ˜…

19.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Obligatory favorite sweater selfie but make it burdened by corporate America and late stage capitalism

19.02.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If they don’t, we’re GONE

19.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every little boy’s dream!

19.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting in the car now

19.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Damnit, co-star, you’re right. I AM the most elaborate and sweet dessert.

19.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really sorry you had that experience. I can imagine how traumatizing that must have been. I disagree with the notion that there are good/bad cats though. They’re all just little baby panthers and jaguars and lions. However they were treated by humans in the past informs how they behave now.

14.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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People who β€œdon’t like cats” are emotionally immature.

14.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How do people function without emails grouped as a conversation?

09.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hiiiiiiii

05.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Considering it… just for the bit. #heatedrivalry

28.01.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m literally just trying to work, Winifred.

23.01.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the pretty penis privilege!

23.01.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Downloaded from the gallery (β€œThe Cottage” by xMirala) then heavily modified to scratch all my itches.

23.01.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

23.01.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some artistic liberties, but the vibes are immaculate.

23.01.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Sims #HeatedRivalry cottage is πŸ”₯

23.01.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0