Justin Trudeau Finally Comfortable Enough To Keep Brown Face Paint At Katy Perry’s
Justin Trudeau Finally Comfortable Enough To Keep Brown Face Paint At Katy Perry’s https://theonion.com/justin-trudeau-finally-comfortable-enough-to-keep-brown-face-paint-at-katy-perrys/
13.03.2026 15:00
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Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.
13.03.2026 14:30
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We get pick 32 regardless of where we place. Just announced 20 minutes ago.
12.03.2026 14:26
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This is the correct take.
12.03.2026 14:25
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I'm so proud of him
12.03.2026 00:31
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Like Trudeau before him, Carney talks a good game but lacks follow through. It's funny that the priorities they spoke so strongly of that they never followed through on were so different from one another, but the strategy of saying the right thing while doing nothing has remained in place.
11.03.2026 14:09
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(Sorry, this was meant to be a response to your second post, asking what we thought of floor crossing in general)
11.03.2026 13:42
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I also understood much more when Conservatives were crossing the floor. Carney is halfway to being Conservative himself, albeit a much less toxic one than PP. What has an NDPer seen of Carney's government to make them think that this party aligns with their values? Very strange.
11.03.2026 13:41
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In general I don't mind it, but when parliament is so close to a majority... I think the Liberals are actively recruiting people to cross over, and without knowing what is being promised to these individual MPs to get them to turn, I'm uneasy.
11.03.2026 13:41
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There's a whole hate watching industrial complex that I will never understand. My YouTube suggested watches are all "Oh, you like this thing? May I suggest these 2 hour 37 minute videos about how much it sucks?" And all of the videos have ten gazillion views.
10.03.2026 22:26
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Notification from Twitter that the Sens Dipshit, AKA The Diplord, has posted for the first time in a while. Photo included is of Dip's famous "Three centurions doing something to a guy dressed as a horse's butt" cartoon.
Oh shit looks like I'm opening Twitter today...
10.03.2026 13:19
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Screencap from your ai slop bores me:
you asked for an image: A hockey player crying tears of joy upon seeing a sunset
"ai"responded: A pretty well drawn picture of a sunset, with reds, oranges yellows and blues. Looking at the sunset is a disembodied face that doesn't necessarily look like a hockey player, but there's a little smudge in the smile that may be a missing tooth. The disembodied face is crying two massive tears.
This is how moved I was by this win
10.03.2026 03:54
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Anyone who says sports shouldn't be political, but dug this pregame... yeah we all know your politics.
10.03.2026 01:17
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Feels better to me. They have more points on us, but both of those teams are trending downward, while battling Biston and Columbus they seem to get points every single night.
09.03.2026 22:52
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I'm starting to think Columbus will get a divisional spot, and we're going to be fighting Detroit and Pittsburg for the last spot.
09.03.2026 22:48
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09.03.2026 15:21
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Meet the new Coach DJ, same as the old Coach DJ.
08.03.2026 02:49
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(Clearly joking, don't come at me Blues fans)
05.03.2026 23:26
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Holliday for Kyrou. 1 for 1.
05.03.2026 23:25
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He heard what dicks Sabres fans have been about Cozens when we've been so kind about Norris, and wanted nothing to do with it.
05.03.2026 18:20
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They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.
05.03.2026 04:33
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Star Trek is a very serious sci-fi show about exploring space and the human condition.
Also Star Trek: "Rumplestiltskin will make this space anomaly go away if we give him Molly O'Brien."
04.03.2026 23:09
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Probably cheaper to get and not signed to significant money until they're 80, too.
04.03.2026 16:06
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Was a bullshit icing call...
04.03.2026 04:28
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If the cameraman for this game could stop framing the shot such that the smudge on my screen that looks like a hockey puck lines up with the inside of the net, that would do wonders for my blood pressure.
04.03.2026 03:27
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Dear autocorrect, it's never "ducking". NEVER.
03.03.2026 15:11
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Me when I have to interact with my kid's friends' parents:
01.03.2026 19:48
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I'd rather not.
01.03.2026 01:00
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