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Local Creature, She/Her. Contents NSFW, 18+ plz Opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer.

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Oh my gods he is so cute....

10.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me
Descriptive text around Brooke reads:
BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]]
-Typing software mascot
-Detective Guy
-Stoat
-He Deals with Horrors*
-Part-time Dress-Up Doll
-Sometimes tall
-Sometimes Small
[[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]]
*He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday
-Default Mascot design for Marketability
[[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me Descriptive text around Brooke reads: BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]] -Typing software mascot -Detective Guy -Stoat -He Deals with Horrors* -Part-time Dress-Up Doll -Sometimes tall -Sometimes Small [[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]] *He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday -Default Mascot design for Marketability [[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair,  glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing.
He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]],

"A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture.
[[do you think i'm pretty]]

Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline.

Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology.
[[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]"

A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing. He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]], "A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture. [[do you think i'm pretty]] Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline. Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology. [[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]" A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"

Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. 
Text above him reads,
"-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing
-and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"
There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it.
Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. 
Someone off-screen asks him,
"Brooke show me fortnite milfs"
Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile,
"Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"

Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. Text above him reads, "-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing -and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it. Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. Someone off-screen asks him, "Brooke show me fortnite milfs" Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile, "Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"

This is Brooke! Look at He

10.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 738 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2
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A day in the life of demons.

SOL (Slice Out of Luck) #1! A comic I meant to boot up years ago...and forgot.

Bonus panel below!

#SOLcomic

10.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Rooting for you! Very glad it's finally turning around.

09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Haru Sloan, a red squirrel with brown hair and purple highlights, is naked and stands looking over the viewer. She is holding a gold chain pinched between her forefinger and thumb, and a miniaturized Syl dangles from the chain tied about her waist. Haru looks at Syl with a coy expression, saying β€œOh, look, a new gem for my necklace… you’ll look just so pretty between my tits!”

Haru Sloan, a red squirrel with brown hair and purple highlights, is naked and stands looking over the viewer. She is holding a gold chain pinched between her forefinger and thumb, and a miniaturized Syl dangles from the chain tied about her waist. Haru looks at Syl with a coy expression, saying β€œOh, look, a new gem for my necklace… you’ll look just so pretty between my tits!”

🦈

If you ask Haru, #MacroMarch is all a matter of perspective. While she’s been colossal before, she usually likes it when someone else is small. Like Syl, in this case.

Given her size, I’d say it still counts. I mean, who’s going to argue with her? Not me! >_>

🎨 @theradtags.bsky.social

08.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I picked up a bag of ruffles from Costco as my splurge this weekend so I get ya

04.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scug stuck!!!

04.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I like BEEG girls

28.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Go get it, Razii!

27.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop chewing on the leash!!!

27.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Caveat sitting on a shrinking Simone, her frame getting curvier and chubbier as she steals size from Simone. In her hand she holds up a phone with a Size Steal app. Text bubble reads "Better hurry, the longer you take to finish that set, the more size I steal...".

Simone in the meantime is trying her best to do a pushup, blushing all the while.

Caveat sitting on a shrinking Simone, her frame getting curvier and chubbier as she steals size from Simone. In her hand she holds up a phone with a Size Steal app. Text bubble reads "Better hurry, the longer you take to finish that set, the more size I steal...". Simone in the meantime is trying her best to do a pushup, blushing all the while.

Only 28 out of the 30 pushups to go!

Both Simone and Caveat are @geckonori.bsky.social's!

#shrinking #micro

🦎 🀏

25.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1133 πŸ” 272 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

You got this, buddy. It's gunna be a rough month but I believe in you.

25.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🦈

β€œNo, please, Ms. Junie! Don’t eat us! We’re just harmless little fish!”

Too late! You’re tasty. And I’m gonna just gobble you up!

β€œNo, please, don’t!”

Hehe

…uh…

This isn’t what it looks like. And don’t you ever knock? Close the door!

β€”

Don’t play with your food!

🎨 @tuzzleton.bsky.social

24.02.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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"....It's not what it looks like."

(She totes was playing with the little fishies)

Pic for @umikodragon.bsky.social!

24.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Vance, a human who looks like if Butch Hartman designed a parody of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Victor, what I can describe only as a mettaton and falco love-child, walk onto the streets of, presumably, Boston. As they speak, Vance looks over his shoulder at Victor, while Victor looks over his own back at Vance, both some distance apart.
Vance asks,
"Your ass is from Massachusetts but you say shit like 'luv' a lot. sup with that"
Victor replies,
"I came to life in boston and then I just kept doin different accents of rockstars I liked for fun and it stuck"
Vance concludes, "So. You're an abomination"
Victor stares up at nothing, handsomely drawn, face neutral. His beak seems to be frowning slightly, but it's hard to tell if he's actually upset or just in thought. He's wearing earrings (attached to the sides of his head, somehow), an open jacket, and a top with cleavage that shows off his chest. Victor is a robot-toy-bird thing, so his chest has holes for his speaker. He also has cool black hair-- though this is a doodle comic, so his hair isn't really colored black. Just his mascara.
"I'm an abomination." Victor agrees, face downcast.
"I love you" Vance says offscreen. Victor repeats, in a heavier accent,
"Oh'm an abominaytion luv"
the previous panel was edited so that he's holding a teacup, while wearing a monocle, a New England Patriots hat, a tiny top-hat, and a shirt that says "WICKED BOLLOCKS"
In the next panel, the boys walk through an alleyway.
"oh 'new england' i get it now" Vance muses, adding,
"So this is it, huh?"
"This is the alleyway I came to life in." Victor explains, "It's--"
"You came to life, bro?" Vance interjects, emphasis on the word "came". He's doing the cheeky face cdi-link makes after asking for a kiss.
Victor stares at nothing, crudely drawn.
He looks at Vance, who is looking back.
Victor looks up and affirms,
"This is the alleyway I ejaculated into being in"
"This is where you came to"
"I came screaming and crying"

Vance, a human who looks like if Butch Hartman designed a parody of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Victor, what I can describe only as a mettaton and falco love-child, walk onto the streets of, presumably, Boston. As they speak, Vance looks over his shoulder at Victor, while Victor looks over his own back at Vance, both some distance apart. Vance asks, "Your ass is from Massachusetts but you say shit like 'luv' a lot. sup with that" Victor replies, "I came to life in boston and then I just kept doin different accents of rockstars I liked for fun and it stuck" Vance concludes, "So. You're an abomination" Victor stares up at nothing, handsomely drawn, face neutral. His beak seems to be frowning slightly, but it's hard to tell if he's actually upset or just in thought. He's wearing earrings (attached to the sides of his head, somehow), an open jacket, and a top with cleavage that shows off his chest. Victor is a robot-toy-bird thing, so his chest has holes for his speaker. He also has cool black hair-- though this is a doodle comic, so his hair isn't really colored black. Just his mascara. "I'm an abomination." Victor agrees, face downcast. "I love you" Vance says offscreen. Victor repeats, in a heavier accent, "Oh'm an abominaytion luv" the previous panel was edited so that he's holding a teacup, while wearing a monocle, a New England Patriots hat, a tiny top-hat, and a shirt that says "WICKED BOLLOCKS" In the next panel, the boys walk through an alleyway. "oh 'new england' i get it now" Vance muses, adding, "So this is it, huh?" "This is the alleyway I came to life in." Victor explains, "It's--" "You came to life, bro?" Vance interjects, emphasis on the word "came". He's doing the cheeky face cdi-link makes after asking for a kiss. Victor stares at nothing, crudely drawn. He looks at Vance, who is looking back. Victor looks up and affirms, "This is the alleyway I ejaculated into being in" "This is where you came to" "I came screaming and crying"

24.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 780 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

This is the look of a woman that knows she has to heal you again soon.

23.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cute Pandaren spotted in my Icon Queue?! More likely than you think!!! Had a lot of fun figuring out this comm! I feel like I honestly learned a lot! <3

#warcraftart #worldofwarcraftart #aleklahart #OWCuteIcon #OWCute

23.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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[repost] would you still love your mascot girlfriend if she occasionally took off her skin and became an imperfect human being

16.05.2025 20:18 πŸ‘ 899 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm removing its femur.

20.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(extremely bored at work voice) what should I do for engagement? Hornyposting? AMAs? Lemonade?

19.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Blue the female blue wolf has tusks and is pushing her open maw through a hole in what appears to be a white wall or fence, her mouth is open with tongue hanging out while 'USE ME' is painted with an arrow directing towards her mouth. Some drool is leaking off her tongue as she waits in anticipation.

Blue the female blue wolf has tusks and is pushing her open maw through a hole in what appears to be a white wall or fence, her mouth is open with tongue hanging out while 'USE ME' is painted with an arrow directing towards her mouth. Some drool is leaking off her tongue as she waits in anticipation.

#art #drool #furry #gloryhole #maw #wolf

Sometimes I don't want to think or do anything except be used... πŸ₯ΊπŸ’™

Older-ish new comm from @metalling.bsky.social πŸ’•

20.06.2025 14:32 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

What a big girl! Not often I get to use a mouth without worry~

19.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Orally for the "whole journey" but there's a lot to be said for stuffing a mostly hard penis into a vagina before working it up to full mast.

Tmi, but my nerves are kinda garbage, so I take a lot of stimulation to stay at full mast. My sexual partners would be encouraged to bite and claw at me.

18.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Typically yes! But it is an experience best shared.

18.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THE YEAR OF THE WHORE!

17.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gods I love consuming the LORPS

16.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VALentine...

14.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're such an adorable dork, Tuzz.

14.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Picatsso

10.02.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Love her so much. Can't wait to see how things pan out.

14.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0