“I got your nose!”—but it’s your actual nose. You’re bleeding out quickly. “Oh look, there’s a quarter in your ear!” It rips a gash on its way out. Through the blood and the ringing, you hear your Uncle Greg shouting “Pull my finger!” Desperate, you pull it. You look down and see only a grenade pin.
06.12.2024 21:48
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also i really really need a washing machine (still paying for the fridge and stove so it will have to wait a bit more)
12.03.2026 21:32
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emergency reducing removing or pausing as many demands as possible
12.03.2026 21:29
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When creating PDFs, avoid using "Print to PDF." A screen reader user may still be able to access the text of PDFs created this way, but heading structure, alternative text, and any other tag structure will be lost. Using "Save As" or "Export" can preserve these tags.
12.03.2026 21:15
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[overwhelm: encore]
12.03.2026 20:50
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‘We Are Not Expendable’: Southaven Residents Fight xAI Plan for 41 Gas Turbines to Power Musk's Grok
Many residents around Southaven, Mississippi, oppose xAI’s data centers and presence in their backyards, fearing for their health and environment.
“You can feel it rattling your eardrums,” Devan Jenkins, who lives in Memphis’ Whitehaven neighborhood, said while describing the sound of the turbines that power one of Elon Musk's xAI data centers. “It makes you feel like you're going insane.”
10.03.2026 19:50
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imagina nascer com discalculia em contagem-mg
12.03.2026 18:55
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Grammarly turned me into an AI editor against my will and I hate it
The company tells Platformer it will let experts opt out of the controversial feature — but how different is it than what every other AI company is doing?
"Grammarly curated a list of real people, gave its models free rein to hallucinate plausible-sounding advice on their behalf, and put it all behind a subscription. That's a deliberate choice to monetize the identities of real people without involving them, and it sucks." @caseynewton.bsky.social
10.03.2026 00:25
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inútil ela, e o máximo de moedas é 50k, ridículaaaaaaaa (e eu esqueço que ela é ridícula e vou atrás dela mesmo assim as vezes kkkk)
12.03.2026 16:17
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Idk who needs to hear this again (I do) but alt text should do what my eyes and screen reader cannot.
Describe the picture.
De-scribe.
12.03.2026 13:39
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Vou juntar sua fé com a minha e vai dar bom. 🙏
12.03.2026 15:05
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nessa época de chuvas inclusive janela fechada é melhor do que aberta então tô deixando (e preguiça também de lidar com a proprietária sobre isso) mas eventualmente vai rolar !
12.03.2026 15:02
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primeiro andar, janela de correr toda de vidro, tenho certeza que a pessoa vai ter que mexer aqui de dentro também e de qualquer forma da janela dá pra ver meu quarto todo incluindo todo o caos afinal é um quarto pequeno com um guarda roupa que tem espelhos na porta que refletem toda a bagunça kkkk
12.03.2026 15:02
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a janela do meu quarto estragou e não vou ter coragem de chamar ninguém pra consertar enquanto não conseguir limpar minha casa... então... daqui 6 meses vejam comigo se já resolvi ou ainda não... kk
12.03.2026 14:57
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Foi mais forte que eu, desculpa...
12.03.2026 12:51
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illustrated image
the subject of the image appears to be flying or levitating. they have wings, but they appear tattered and damaged. they wear a hospital gown, and an admission bracelet. they have long ears, horns, and a tail that are reminiscent of typically depicted demons or other caricatures of devils. In t heir hands, the subject offers the viewer two symbols. the meaning of these symbols is left unexplained.
To the left of the subject is vertical script in more untranslated glyphs.
Behind the subject, a coastline is visible. The sea appears black. On the cliffs to the right of the subject is a lighthouse which beams out an ominous teal glow. The whole scene is partially obscured by a rising fog of dense black particles. Above the view is a vast sphere, glowing red and angry, casting an unpleasant red hue on the ground below.
New personal art trying to vent some things that have been going through my head lately.
12.03.2026 02:04
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eu vi ela apenas 1 unidade de vezes e depois nunca mais. e ela nem me deu um prismatic shard!
12.03.2026 03:02
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Lembrando que estou com vagas para encomendas de arte e design!
02.03.2026 17:53
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Prismatic Butterfly is just a lie from Big Valley to get you walking all around town
11.03.2026 23:42
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Nesta thread, tô vendendo algumas coisas que eram da minha mãe. Já vendi a panela de pressão e a máquina de macarrão, o resto tá disponível e aceito negociar.
10.03.2026 18:36
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Só os fatos:
Trump passou a dar sapatos para seus assessores e cobrar que eles os usassem: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Fotos de ministros com sapatos grandes demais viralizaram na internet: bsky.app/profile/diew...
Ministro da guerra proíbe fotógrafos na sala de imprensa.
11.03.2026 15:37
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2 panel comic
Panel 1 is titled “Client Feedback (2012)
Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen.
A small text panel says “and the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: “Text is slightly misaligned. Please fix”
Panel 2 is titled “Client feedback (2026)
Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads “not alphabet but who give a fuck”
client feedback in the GenAI era
11.03.2026 12:45
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It’s also bad for the environment, creating hospital waste, medication demand, and antimicrobial resistance.
We are essentially battery farming humans, without the air handling systems of a battery farm.
11.03.2026 11:20
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Also note I said “without caution”.
There is a big difference being exposed to small amounts of pathogens, and developing mild illness, and being hammered by frequent and high loads of pathogens in poorly ventilated indoor environments, like some daycares, schools and workplaces.
11.03.2026 11:19
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The immune system is not a muscle.
It is a cleansing fire.
It causes collateral damage.
It has a limited supply of fuel.
It can get out of control.
Don’t burn your whole house down every time by catching every disease without caution.
11.03.2026 07:28
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Cobra pequena morta
Por favor rt até chegar em biólogo ou alguém que manja pra me dizer que espécie é essa e se devo me preocupar muito
11.03.2026 12:29
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Like the constant Trolley Problem chatter feels linked to the over-eagerness of the Yglesiases and Newsoms of the world to find vulnerable people to sacrifice for the greater good. Like it's a way to make HURTING people somehow seem VIRTUOUS.
No thanks!
11.03.2026 04:49
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Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"
11.03.2026 04:46
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Galinha branca com a frase: "Eu acho muito corajoso e sexy da minha parte continuar vivendo"
🙋♀️
10.03.2026 11:20
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So… fraud?
11.03.2026 02:59
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