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Mister behaving

@imbehaving

41, A Sit down comedian, Leggings enthusiast. Professional Bra Size fitter, this is not that serious.Cannabis connoisseur, baseball https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apz5nffuipwai5pqj6cg4fer/feed/aaagwxaeieyqw

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Latest posts by Mister behaving @imbehaving

I wish mmm

18.02.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

May I lol

18.02.2026 15:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So good 🔥

14.02.2026 15:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please, stop sending me pussy pics ….

Thanks in advance ….

12.02.2026 14:31 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Aewww

13.02.2026 14:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😜

04.02.2026 04:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s hard :(

04.02.2026 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beep beep

01.02.2026 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the wedding pact but instead of getting married we pay for each other's prostitutes

31.01.2026 12:45 👍 53 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 1

Who called it a handjob and not a protein shake?

30.01.2026 12:56 👍 57 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0

In France Olive Garden is called Olive Jardin

31.01.2026 00:28 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve never had a marriage proposal after posting a selfie and frankly I’m
not mad, just disappointed

26.01.2026 14:44 👍 132 🔁 32 💬 22 📌 1

5 year old: what color should I color the eyes on this dinosaur
Me: green, like mine, because it’s rare
5yo: not as rare as a Spinosaurus
Me: whatever, your picture is dumb

28.01.2026 13:11 👍 181 🔁 52 💬 11 📌 0

am i the asshole

my asshole: sometimes

30.01.2026 20:59 👍 33 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

Leave me on the top of your timeline so I know it’s real

30.01.2026 18:26 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

90% sure I just smoked an ant

30.01.2026 02:15 👍 44 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0

I think I failed at the comedy account sooooo

30.01.2026 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hot

29.01.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trying not to give in

29.01.2026 14:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lucky Mf’er and yes

29.01.2026 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wish

29.01.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🔥

28.01.2026 22:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🔥🔥🔥🔥

28.01.2026 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mmmmm

28.01.2026 15:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do love a good science experiment

28.01.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hot AF

28.01.2026 04:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like my coffee the way I like my coffee. As coffee

28.01.2026 02:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have no skeetivation

28.01.2026 02:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's have fried potato wedges for dessert.
- me flirting

25.01.2026 20:52 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

I don't remember anything thanks for not asking

25.01.2026 21:04 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0