JMC jr

At the risk of sounding too “Tumblr 2011”, this feels like a Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die kinda morning

a woman is sitting on a couch and saying you have to get a hobby . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and saying you have to get a hobby .

we are in our thirties ma’am, do you really need me to explain to you that just because we are friendly at work does not mean we are friends?

My four year old niece just FaceTimed me to show me her dinosaur books and asked me to take her to the “‘seum with the dinos please” and now I can’t stop crying

That Queen of Genovia? Yea, that’s Mother

Listening right now, how did this go under the radar all day?????

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

a woman is crying with the words " leave britney alone " above her ALT: a woman is crying with the words " leave britney alone " above her

evergreen

Our Julia Child, who cooks in heaven, let this perfectly poached egg I just made be a sign that today will be a good day

I don’t smoke crack because I have iced coffee

Happy birthday handsome!!!

Timberland made great music…that other man singing though…

Getting baptized by holy water (dripped on by biohazardous snow melt in NYC) is actually such a beautiful metaphor for rebirth and growth that comes with Spring

no Joey, you don’t need another pair of bean boots, look away…

I fear this show has rotten too many brains

Good day to acknowledge things are bad and then log off.

a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a door that says ' door ' on it ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a door that says ' door ' on it

It’s a “put on Madonn’s ‘Secret’ and walk around the neighborhood like you’re in the music video” kinda morning

Me? A princess? SHUT UP!

Freeing myself from the grasp of MyFitnessPal after 14 years and being very brave about it

am I nauseous because I forgot to eat (skinny!!!!) or because my mom keeps sending me AI slop on instagram?

The best part of this new JFK Jr show is Gen Z discovering Madonna’s epic run of men in the 90s

Insha-fucking-llah!

Snow, they can never make me hate you

Look at my little happy turtle 😊

First time I’ve ever had a full conversation with my neighbors

Hello from Narnia!

Seeing this out the bedroom window, rolling over and going back to sleep

❄️

What if this was the year I finally read The Count of Monte Cristo?