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Also worth noting that the song is actually called β€œWho am I (What’s my Name)?” Which illustrates that I was more fixated on the nature of Snoop Dogg’s magic rather than the actual title of the song

24.02.2025 06:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…and I figured that the doggy staff, which must be magic, was what enabled Snoop to morph.

My brother, annoyed with me, corrected me by confirming that it was doggystyle.

So I figured that it was actually a mystical martial art that enabled Snoop to morph.

24.02.2025 06:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the video for What’s my Name by Snoop Dogg there’s a sketch beforehand when he tells a girl he’s seeing that she doesn’t love him, she just loves his doggystyle.

He then morphs into a Doberman and mauls her father.

This video aired when I was nine. I thought Snoop said doggy staff…

24.02.2025 06:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The appendix isn’t a vestige of a previous evolutionary state. It’s a punishment gland that god put in us that he could bust when he was upset with us.

12.02.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is clear to me now that AI is a tool of fascists. They don’t want artists because most artists are free thinkers who may create art critical of the fascists. AI provides the masses with the illusion of art while removing any risk of ideas that could inspire pushback against the oppressor.

07.02.2025 03:58 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Don’t wait up. I’m gonna be at the

02.02.2025 07:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 2634 πŸ” 385 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 7
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These three were back to back

31.01.2025 07:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I nuts in thinking that instagram is spamming me with LDS ads to make me leave the platform? Like I know they generally want people on there but what the hell is happening??

31.01.2025 07:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Too many institutions have settled into a position of shell-shocked deference right off the bat during this administration and it’d be really great if that didn’t continue.

30.01.2025 07:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pro public transit until my bus comes and leaves early

29.01.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I found some but they were awful

25.01.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jordan Peterson energy

24.01.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

24.01.2025 06:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, I’m gonna need y’all to share the meme accounts you’re following if I’m gonna stick around

24.01.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would have lost it!

23.01.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😎

23.01.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did it?

23.01.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Community is paramount
Also me: if that guy on the train platform keeps pacing I’m gonna lose it

22.01.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0