Ben Thompson

felt like a good turnout 

Woman with a sign: no kings, no fascists in America. With a picture of chubby orange guy with a crown and a Hitler mustache

An elect a clown, expect a circus protester with a full-size mannequin of shitler standing on his back

Keep your tiny hands off our public lands protestor with sign

Only you can prevent fascism. Protester with Smoky the Bear resist sign.

Hundreds of people attend the no kings protest in Buckley park, in the rural mountain town of Durango Colorado.

No kings in Durango CO

absolute joy to use. bought a lifetime license thank you so much Andy

Ty! So glad I knew who to ask! …and that this one was planned

If you saw me absentmindedly biking to or from on a gravel bike, yes! If someone running, no, that was sailing hawks today. Sorry if I missed you

@cestmoilanglois.bsky.social wher smok from?

honestly we’ve got too much furniture already if you think about it like a patriot

please respect my right to enjoy climate collapse recreationally

Love that he invented a friend who still let him down

Saturn’s whole personality is jewelry

I wore ski boots to a job interview once and honestly it went fine

Training has been going well

64 more days

We’ve gone full Dear Leader

This is the part of the documentary where the tone shifts and the music gets minor-key

a small surcharge for the American dream

If Wes Anderson included this yellow symmetrical lighthouse in Reykjavik, Iceland in one of his films

Surprise me, Wes

accidentallywesanderson.com/surprise

If Wes Anderson included this Hermosa Beach pier in one of his films. Symmetral light post, railing, seagull, pastel colors, calm sea.

Each click is like opening a tiny door into the most organized alternate universe as Wes Anderson might have curated it

accidentallywesanderson.com/surprise

Gmail quietly added a subscription management feature that’s actually useful and good. I’m trying not to take it personally

Kinda wish I was one of Elon’s kids so I could never see him again

This picture of me was taken 25 years ago and I’m glad you reminded me about it

A graph of up and to the right of relative fitness levels representing a 1113% increase in a little less than four months

you tell when I went oh shit this is happening after the Hardrock lottery

How to feel fast in a town full of elite elites:

make an obscure Strava segment called “slightly inclined boring gravel connector (not that one)” and own the CR and Local Legend forever

🤡🤡

If trade agreements are on the table, I have two clowns to offer in exchange for a real leader

Getting emails for other Ben Thompsons is normal.

Today’s highlight: Vegas hotel collections manager wants me to settle my $50K tab. Tempted to reply “double or nothing.”

only our great leader has the wisdom to declare what is and isn’t a legally normal penis

Many very smart people are saying this executive order is absolutely real. Tremendous order, the best words, everyone agrees.

a rapid unscheduled disassembly if you will

can't unsee