Bionic Woman

i do not know your glup shitto and i do not want to know your glup shitto

tax season is coming up, help out an artist who always has to pay those stupid estimated taxes

Frankly the idea that we created a conscious system in the computer and then enslaved it to produce porn on demand and make our spreadsheets work better ought to be a notion of almost incomprehensible shame and horror

I'm going to thank you now for making Monday me look like hot shit to my boss, but also because I feel like I'm gonna want to talk to you about this more once I've read it

We need competent anti-imperialists

Don’t believe the bullshit lies going around that Platner’s wife is Jewish. That shit is a literal propaganda op designed to get you to forgive him.

Also people can be fucking hateful bigots married to marginalized people like have you not heard of our Vice Fucking President?

Every single person since the invention of agriculture has been obsessed with one important question: how do I get the fuck out of agriculture? The email job is fucking great! These idiots are incomprehensible (gender)

Oil tanker captain about to run the Strait of Hormuz

it's 2026 who the hell still has a secret second family? instagram put me on the radar of a random guy who reached out to me looking for my friend because his wife was fucking my friend's fiance and people are constantly finding out about their grandpa's secret second family on Ancestry dot com

I think the biggest mistake outsiders have about Israel and Palestine is assuming everyone in or connected to the region hates each other for stupid reasons when in fact they hate each other for pretty good ones that are very hard to undo.

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

Tech bro oligarch: The AI is... real... sentient.... it's feeling real feelings... we must do everything we can to protect it and give it rights
Also tech bro oligarch: Human females are basically cattle made to push out as many babies as possible, all of which I will neglect

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

I'm a good writer but I'm a better editor and that's what makes me valuable at work. We are lousy with good writers, but because they are all good writers they have very distinct writing styles. I rarely do full first drafts but very little goes out the door without my style edit and we all win

Like the person who cuts your hair, an editor can save or ruin your life

I was asked to place the T800 on this chart of clueless time travel hunks. In this ranking “posh” will just represent “polite graces”, like, is the appeal the visuals or the conversation

Predator Handshake meme. Left Text: SCARCITY Right Text: SCARY CITY Handshake: MANUFACTURED RIGHT WING ISSUES

No one even asked. She just sort of materialized the moment we started ruining the Middle East again.

actually all it explains is something you should already know, which is that Ryan Grim is a bad faith dipshit and if you think he's worth listening to you have a serious standards issue

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Between the decline in employment in February and the downward revision to December, job growth has now effectively slowed to zero. #numbersday

Ancient buttholes!

My dude is lightly stoned sitting next to me cackling to himself so I asked him what was so funny and he sent me this. When I asked why he was looking for massage chairs on Craigslist, he looked at me like I was insane and said, "Because I want one."

she was DONE with playing fetch 😂😂

vicious 😂😂 (sound on)

you can watch the anchor's brain short circuit in real time

feels like we could find someone on here who would build that model for us. I don't want to make it but I absolutely do want to see that output lmao