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a pervert with great opinions my main is https://bsky.app/profile/captainzigo.bsky.social

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β€œi will leave the standing up for what is right to the people affected by it. far away from me” is never a good thing to be thinking about anything

09.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am not into diaper stuff no. in fact, it makes me personally very uncomfortable. but that is the least relavent thing possible to the friends i make or moral stances i have or the advocacy i do

09.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the idea that supporting a kink’s right to exist means that you necessarily have that kink is disturbingly ubiquitous.

09.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Google image searching "my wife's boobs" (she said I could) but I was appalled to find the boobs of some other women?
WTF, Google! I said MY wife!

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

brain drain hypnosis until im nothing but a Mysterious Handy Tool for Unusual Home Adventures With a Twist

05.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ough fuck its been too long since i have posted a mlp sex headcanon ummmmm applejack gets horny frequently and intensely but isnt good at sex and forgets she can even do that. she just gets frustrated at nothing. she does not masturbate. she is terrible at this.

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*baiting my line with furrybait* im going to catch a beautiful catfish bear

04.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sheathes my penis

04.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cancerous Ecelebs Present: Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Character's
Cancerous Ecelebs Present: Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Character's YouTube video by EllyStranger

youtu.be/zxGGMYZqJhk?...

03.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i was watching Top Ten Hottest Sonic Females with my girlfriend. a classic video. and she was giving a genuine critique of the videomaker’s sonic lore knowledge, or should I say: lack there of. hohoho so anyway im thinking about proposing

03.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if i had to choose to put my life in the hands of a hungry bear, or someone who has used β€œgooner” as a pejorative, i would choose the bear.

03.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œi have an 8yo alter” oooo yikes see the thing is ive decided that that is a sex thing. and because sex is evil (obviously) i think we will have to put you down like the dog you are :/ anyway i dont support harassment xoxo

03.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m back! Let’s start with a classic

I also can’t be the only one who head-canons rarity as a pudgy fashionista πŸ˜”

#ENF | #MLP | #nsfw | #rule34

02.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 181 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

surprisingly few have have commented on the facefull of horse pussy

28.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

my asexual ass doesnt even like sex. im just faking it for your insatiable mother

28.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well kids can not be exposed to sex (a premise we all agree with) and there are children all over the planet so no sex. anywhere. also anything i dont like is sexual.

26.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what if instead of Precious Moments it was called Penis Moments and instead of little babies or whatever, it was beautiful women with their dicks out

01.01.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do yall think JC Penny’s is still doing penis fridays?

08.02.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not quite! πŸ€­πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ€ͺ (sex)

22.02.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

five nights with freddy simply isnt enough! oh the things we would do with that sixth night 🀀

22.02.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

this already made so little sense even without the typo. sigh

21.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i do not fuck. sex if fun like how men are fun. like i like looking at men. i like hanging out with men. i may even be attracted to men. but i do not want to be one

19.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i love character driven porn but i haaaaaate porn dialogue most of the time. if the words theyre saying are too serious for even one second im going to blow up

18.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i dont handle spice well and i like that i dont. i eat really spicy things anyway on purpose. its like voyeuristic masochism and im not kidding. if i developed a tolerance i would be so sad. but what about my disgusting fetish :(

17.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

now who could that be 🀭 pissing the piss…

17.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
pov drawing of a spotted, black and white pony (she/it) pissing. an orange pony (she/they) kneeling on the ground holding a pink bowl that it is pissing in. the orange pony is looking up in completely awe at the other. the spotted pony says "pfft!" "you alright?"

pov drawing of a spotted, black and white pony (she/it) pissing. an orange pony (she/they) kneeling on the ground holding a pink bowl that it is pissing in. the orange pony is looking up in completely awe at the other. the spotted pony says "pfft!" "you alright?"

make sure you catch it all! cant let any of it go to waste!
#furry #nsfw #furrynsfw #ponynsfw #watersports #pee #piss #pissworship #worship

17.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

bro! you just posted porno! YES! you are gonna gain porno subscribers!

16.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i just slutmogged your dad at the bowling alley. do not call my phone

15.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œmonster fucker” and its a tsundere tiefling like GIRL have you heard of the nuckelavee

13.02.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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starcatcher and sky wishes :)

13.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0