You're saying this anus was professionally lapsed?
08.01.2026 09:46
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You're saying this anus was professionally lapsed?
My 8 year old autistic and ADHD kid wanted to type something today.
I present you with her musings.
all therapists should be Black women
and should get paid more than god
Hi hi!
The Caucacity
Cleaning up and I found a dollar in the couch. Oh happy day.
Join the pretzelution! @PRETZELIZED This is a piece of a box from a package that a friend sent in the mail. He sends me all sorts of weird nonsense.
Rise up, people.
Marty bring the DeLorean around
we’re going back to the past
we got a conception to prevent !
The Void:
*screams into the void*
[Joan Jett's I Love Rock 'n Roll playing]
8: 🎶I love Rocky Road🎶
My wife sent me this pic and I was like "Ew gross, I would never wear something that shade of green."
Like, what am I, getting pegged as the Grinch or something?
*rides off into the sunset*
*returns to check and see if the oven is turned off*
Me: We should move to Denmark.
Wife: Yeah, but we'll have to watch out for vampires.
M: I think we cook with enough garlic that we would be ok.
W: What if garlic actually seasons people and Vampires spread that rumour to get people to eat more garlic.
is he... is he biting the other guy's dick?!
using my butthole for the screen lock just to fuck with the cops
Loud and clear Nintendo 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Luibee Mangione bois
JOMO (joy of missing out)
Context: in response to this video a Canadian commented essentially either blaming the reporter or saying it's just a rubber bullet
vm.tiktok.com/ZMSDkP4Ms/
*whispering to my Final Countdown Deck* soon
Ooo, I struck a nerve there eh?
Sorry, dinner is going to be late. The spatula magically turned into a microphone
GMing bluesky! happy saturday!
everyone go back to bed? sounds like a plan to me.
i hope you have a wonderful day!
adrew
Somehow the Fuhrer returned
If Elon violated his student visa and Trump is in the Epstein files than it is Alien versus Predator?
Ngl, Peanut Butter and Jelly M&Ms may be my new expensive comfort snack.
Current phone setup