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The amount of times I’ve thought “I protect this country more than you do” and I’m just begging to be proved wrong

01.03.2026 04:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure how many of these guys I’ve met, but it’s enough that he could send me a photo and share location and I still wouldn’t be 💯

01.03.2026 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That juxtaposition though…

01.03.2026 02:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For a rando in Tampa, lotta my favorite people in this and wish you all the best!!

01.03.2026 02:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People that understand that “the cyber” is but a piece

01.03.2026 01:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love seeing that you and your team are doing this!! The part about not needing product but sponsorships is 💯

28.02.2026 23:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Using at least six women having a blasty blast in a “loneliness epidemic” propaganda is insane!

28.02.2026 23:35 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To your point, it probably helps that I can recall the fall of the USSR. And I was older when 9/11 happened. So I remember the years in-between with (some) promise. My younger millennial partner doesn’t remember those years as well, so maybe I’m just a lucky outlier?

28.02.2026 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Elder Millennial coming in peace. The only reason I wouldn’t swap places with my GenX sibling is she got to love Kurt and Bradley before they died. I _recall_ those events, but it didn’t affect me the way it did her. She lived through everything else just like I did.

28.02.2026 23:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I open this app like once a week. And this was on top of perfect. I feel like I need to shotgun a miller about it

23.02.2026 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At @weisshockeytalk.bsky.social

23.02.2026 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was driving home from SC during the game. How bad was that end of the 2nd scrum?

28.12.2025 04:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wonder if @samreich.bsky.social knows how often “why does the lobster have nipples, Sam?” Is said in our house. I hope he knows that we pretend to know what the fuck even is the show

21.12.2025 03:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I recall -50. Yes, Minus Fifty Fahrenheit! When I was a full-ass native Minnesotan. That’s not far from what 20 degrees feels like to me now. That’s going to be a BAAAAAD day for those unprepared. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

13.12.2025 04:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I worked in a building where there was a photo of a naturalization ceremony in a hallway. It was in Baghdad. My friend was in that formation. He was more about being a citizen than most flag thumpers I’ve met

07.12.2025 05:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My team made a monkey fucking a football t shirt in AFG, I really wish I had one of them still l!

07.12.2025 05:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@blueshirtsbreak.bsky.social @ohryanmead.bsky.social - since my gf won’t ask in the Discord for some reason, how would it work for a shark that scored 4 goals in a game? Given that they have 2 uhh…”claspers”, and no hands, I’d think they’d have to modify Jumbo Joe’s celebration

01.08.2025 02:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With everything going on at CWC like fans getting stranded and shit? I propose we just never do sports in the Miami area again. We must speak about it so others don’t repeat the missteps, but we know how Americans love to repeat the bad history

06.07.2025 01:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am very vocal for how much the FL Panthers’ concessions suck beyond comprehension. These make them seem high-end

06.07.2025 00:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How connected is it to publicly traded tech companies becoming psychotically obsessed with ARR über alles?

03.07.2025 01:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I meant more of a power move, in a positive way. But could’ve worded it better for sure

01.07.2025 05:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We picked a good day to install the app on the ole AppleTV! And while not the point, this and One and Done both deserve their own spin-offs imho

01.07.2025 05:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*my airplane* is such an amazing flex! I need to get current and try filming one under a parachute, even if that’d end up being a bit derivative

01.07.2025 03:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have seen a very sarcastic “it’s ok honey, the adults are talking here” work in a similar situation

28.06.2025 15:55 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FWIW, that is exactly how I read your post myself

27.06.2025 03:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100%! Easy to laugh at now of course. Not so much as it happened!

26.06.2025 15:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I once bought a cheap $20 maker at 6am on a Monday as the grocery store across the street opened (ours died). The cashier asked how my day was going. I’m proud no police were called!

26.06.2025 15:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not sure if I’m happier for you or Mogilny at this point

24.06.2025 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The surgeon in training (residency or whatever) is unlikely to discharge me when I need fentanyl every 5 mins due to their medmal. Which sounds like an improvement over being butchered then told to be thankful about it

24.06.2025 20:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As someone that proudly wears a Perbix signed jersey, I had to laugh. I’m pretty sure he would too!

20.06.2025 15:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0