I don't want to go back to work pls send helpπ©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©
13.03.2026 08:42
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can i take roids not to get swole but naturally confident and aggressive
11.03.2026 08:54
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I'm taking a week off work but I can't stop thinking about work. I'm so fucking anxious and tired. I hate to be ~in charge~ of thingsπ
11.03.2026 08:39
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a cartoon chef is holding a piece of paper in his hands
ALT: a cartoon chef is holding a piece of paper in his hands
me casually hopping on instagram on Friday and realizing the bro flew from Austria to my fucking town
08.03.2026 14:32
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Going to a rave for the first time in gazillion years tonight, and it's one of my most favorite hitech psytrance artistsπ©π
my first >hitech psytrance< rave ever, too
08.03.2026 14:32
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Fuck you golden rotation I don't need you to get my 250 :p
07.03.2026 13:25
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yayyyy congrats!!!
07.03.2026 10:39
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During the Sockeye rota yesterday, I obtained the final #SalmonRun badge: gold grizzco! π A huge thank you to everyone who has been a part of this journey. π This isn't the end. We will still be fishing for the love of the game π #Splatoon3
04.03.2026 10:52
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two black and white cats are standing next to each other on their hind legs .
ALT: two black and white cats are standing next to each other on their hind legs .
Incredible golden haul! Congratulations on y'alls 250+ club heehee
Whatever number it may be, the synergy and trust we've built up over the past year that goes beyond the gamemode really shows
01.03.2026 08:46
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My and Our first ever 260 global Eggs score together as the Muffins, skipping right past 250 entirely!
Stats Screen for our 260 Golden Egg score on 2nd run of Golden Rotation Gone Fission Hydroplant February 2026.
Scenario Code for our 260 Golden Egg score on 2nd run of Golden Rotation Gone Fission Hydroplant February 2026.
Final stats total for grinding 2nd run of Golden Gone Fission Hydroplant rotation.
[1/?] I am beyond words, most insane feat i have ever achieved in my Salmon Run career, on this 2nd Golden Hydro rerun, not only achieving my overall secret goal of getting 250+ eggs globally at least once, but SKIPPING to 260!
To all the Muffins, Thank You for our friendship!
#Splatoon3 #SalmonRun
01.03.2026 01:36
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28.02.2026 14:02
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been a little while since we fished together. really glad we did today, good games! π«Άβ¨οΈ
27.02.2026 19:57
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guys I won salmon run
27.02.2026 19:54
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and now I overthink fucking everything
I hate hypervigilanceπ
26.02.2026 15:09
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Dreading the amount of work coming my way this spring.
I feel like I have to minimize my time on some hobbies to have enough time for others.
And now I hate all that boring repetitive housework I'm bound to even more. I wish someone else would do this for me.
tl dr sad and moody βΉοΈ
25.02.2026 16:04
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be me
skip 3 weeks worth of ITG sessions
get past 200 tier in the Girlpocalypse 2026 Endurance marathon
go out with friends to your favorite soup spot
22.02.2026 19:55
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this thing is getting out of hand. i know some recent events irl were extremely far from being pleasant and i'm stressed, but i'm so deep into my cr neverland so i'm skipping meals and workouts and can barely focus on my job. which, wow, makes me even more stressed
19.02.2026 07:52
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no shit herlock
18.02.2026 10:51
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mfs be like 52/50 dang i'm so bad (/j with a capital J)
anyway
andromeda color β
some bsβ
my new obsession colorβ
W
18.02.2026 06:25
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halloπΈ
14.02.2026 19:42
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and OF COURSE to my precious girfriend for giving me that bouquetπ€©β€οΈ
...while I was fighting my ass off at the Big Shot cannon.....but nevertheless......
14.02.2026 11:34
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teehee ggs to my friends! thanks for playing with me once againβ¨οΈ
14.02.2026 11:29
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love is in the air?
WRONG!
BA EW HT Grillers!
14.02.2026 11:26
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smallfry but toughfry π’π’π’
[ #splatoon #salmonrun #smallfry π ]
11.02.2026 17:54
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third place again. sigh
still got a free membership so W
13.02.2026 14:15
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poor tbds having a freaking unreliable narrator as their ceo good luck
12.02.2026 23:16
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