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Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.

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They gave her a replacement during her hearing. It did look rather flat (tinfoil?) though

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix is pushing that stupid Melanoma movie every single time I load up my C Drama. NO, I do not want to watch the slovenly Slovenian!

06.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have finished putting up Twinkie lights on my gigantic deck and my gawd it is downright beautiful. Next up: finish adding twinkle lights to cantilevered umbrella. Hoping it is appreciated by my Masters guests. Lots of work to be done w/in 30 days!

06.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you recall that MAGAts were calling non-MAGAts β€œsnowflakes”? Well, I am seeing a BLIZZARD among MAGA and MAGA appointees. Pot kettle!

06.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which Arthurian story had Arthur as a child becoming different animals (e.g. an ant)?

04.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had two #Amazon packages listed as delivered but they weren’t. I had to chant β€œhuman being” over and over to get a person. Then, I had to choose the β€œfraud” option to get a human. They didn’t have a breach of contract option. Their AI sucks and I told them so.

04.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Criminal activity = deportation? Heck, *I* was arrested for breaking into my own apartment! My ancestors literally met the boats and many relations were massacred for having compassion. Where are you gonna deport me to? #powhatan, #cherokee, #lumbee, #sapwne, #chippewah.

04.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I stream k and c dramas. No commercials there!

04.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf? We are now at war with Ecuador, too?

04.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading Lolita in Tehran is also a wonderful read!

01.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn’t at library or kindle unlimited, but I have ordered it. Thanks! I need a refresher! My BA was in International History, and my graduation paper was in Balfour (a β€œsmidge” west of Persia).

01.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My MAGA ex-boyfriend is convinced that 80% of the people in this country support DJT. When I corrected him, he told me that I am delusional and hung up.

28.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It does not help to ask a person with a migraine headache why they ordered door instead of cooking it. It. Is. A. Migraine. Headache!!!!! I may be broke, but I can’t SEE (out of one eye) to cook and I live ALONE!

28.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t know that a SCHOOL FOR GIRLS was a military target

28.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He might get the Nesferatu evil prize… or the Nero evil prize (more fitting)

28.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew that I did not wake up this morning. In fact, I resisted it. When I woke up, I saw the headlines and said Jeebus Flickin’ Crisco. Where is Congress in their vote? Is this the β€œemergency” he plans on using to thwart elections? Kinda early.::

28.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like your β€œformer fans” have spelling and reading comprehension issues. Should we guess a 5th grade education is the max level for them?

28.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can attest that it is still going on loud and proud in my bio family. My bio mom married a Chafins (Hatfield) and then married a Mann (McCoy). The fights are blisteringly insane, often involving law enforcement.

27.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So… What could have really benefited from food stamps and medical assistance for the past 11 months (and counting), but I don’t work enough hours to qualify for the assistance. Tough to grok, I know. GA has nutty requirements for assistance thanks to REPUBLICANS

25.02.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a security and privacy professional, this is terrifying

25.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am reading two books that I would rather not suffer through for two book clubs that I am in. ETA for completion is 2 days from now if I β€œembrace the suck”. Surprised that they are both award winners, because they awe wretched at best.

23.02.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The infrastructure cannot support the facility. People in GA are actively voicing their displeasure

22.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello, Congress!! Knock knock. Anybody HOME? AWAKE?

21.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is the Board of Peace supposed to do that NATO isn’t?

19.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday to Art Chafins (deceased), former private pilot for @leonardnimoy.bsky.social

19.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aggressive raccoon is rabid about the data centers being foisted on Columbia County, GA. Photo from News 12 26 Augusta.

19.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would he have said the same thing about Elvis?

19.02.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#iphone #apple #update don’t forget to check all of your settings, especially under the β€œapps” area. It is automatically toggled for AI learning and you have to turn off in EACH app. Otherwise, AI will β€œlearn” from inputs. #privacy issues here, folks!

19.02.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If this was an ICE training graduation test, they passed with flying colors. They train at FLETC, which is just south of there in Glynn County, GA. So unfortunate!

19.02.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0