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Mortimer Shade

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White trash.

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Watch out boys! Rabbi Pearlman is a stealthy Mohel. Gonna gitcha with then snippy snappy tongs! Guard your mini weenies! πŸ™ƒ

14.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m an NIH whistleblower. The scientific community cannot afford to avoid politics β€œScientists are often encouraged to avoid politics. But this advice is outdated, if it was ever correct in the first place,” writes Jenna Norton, NIH whistleblower.

Everybody should know who @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social is.
In this day and age it is more risky to keep your head down than to be the whistleblower that we needs.

Right now, being called "a radical leftist" is a badge of honor. And imperative.

Read her story here.
πŸ§ͺ www.statnews.com/2026/03/12/n...

12.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

Hope he uses the same level of skill when selecting a doctor for his next colonoscopy. Maybe a podiatrist.

13.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I, as a casual observer of that kid via this short video, am knowledgeable enough to say he should be cut off from our communal air supply. He can continue to subsist off huffing his own farts.

12.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys like that just waddle around with a full arse of ignorance hanging out on display. Like, tell me more about you have zero historical knowledge about computing, bro. Women were the "computers" before computers were computing.

12.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. Talking trash like that is so unprofessional. If they're not ✨️proud✨️ of a commissioned piece, just don't add it to your portfolio. Never shit on paid work.

12.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Before the invention of electronic computers, "computer" was a job title for peopleβ€”predominantly womenβ€”who performed complex, tedious mathematical calculations for science, engineering, and war efforts from the late 19th century through WWII. Oh, but now we tell girls that stem isn't "for them"

11.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 2011 πŸ” 401 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 15
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4th Circuit Rules That States Can Compel Trans Adults To "Appreciate Their Sex" Via Care Bans They ruled that states "encouraging citizens to appreciate their sex" through care bans is a constitutional goal, affirming West Virginia's Medicaid ban for trans adults.

1. Horrifying ruling out of the 4th Circuit.

An all-Republican 4th Circuit panel has just ruled that states can compel trans adults to "appreciate their sex" by enacting care bans.

It even directly says that trans adult care bans are legal in the ruling.

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11.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 3038 πŸ” 1562 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 464

Didn't you know? Theybissue marching orders from the backrooms of some undisclosed Planned Parenthood location.

11.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's how franchises and chain restaurants work. Internal consistency so diners receive a consistent experience across locations. Chili's has the same parent company (Brinker International) as Maggiano's Little Italy if the issue tracks back to corporate nonsense.

11.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If anyone is willing the share the following, I would be so grateful!

We just launched Piece by Piece on Steam πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

It's a cozy repair shop sim, you play a woodland fox who inherits his grandfather's store. You fix up items with your hammer and paintbrush πŸ”¨πŸ–ŒοΈπŸ¦Š

store.steampowered.com/app/3179050/...

11.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7
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This is his war hold him accountable!

11.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wonder if I could do better on a PC, without my bathroom lights reflecting off my phone screen.

11.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 9485 πŸ” 4344 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 214

Yeah. It isn't a homo or hetero divide. Rape is about power, and thus these weak pedos target the most helpless β€” regardless of the children's sex or gender.

11.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One must factor in that being a POC Republican is already an intelligence bottleneck. With that in mind it is less of a surprise that they hold f**king stupid misconceptions in their spongy brains.

11.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just discovered this wonderful adaptation of our maize moving map (figshare.com/articles/fig...) by @andikur.bsky.social .

11.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I really wish his father had been a castrati.

10.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I finally remembered for a change

10.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

What is the warranty situtation? They're not "lifetime" anymore but 10yrs is possible. Good news is, if it's out of warranty, you can get any capable schmuck to fix it without worrying aboit voiding the warranty. πŸ™ƒ

10.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two black dogs stare out a window

Two black dogs stare out a window

Black dog, with blue collar, curled up on a yellow pillow.

Black dog, with blue collar, curled up on a yellow pillow.

Black dog in blue harness

Black dog in blue harness

Black dog waits at door where paint is scratched off.

Black dog waits at door where paint is scratched off.

What shape is that? The adults are often sturdy and thicker in the body but when they're 6mo-18mo they seem to go through a gangly phase.

10.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An 18 pound Schipperke perched on a chair back, looking at the viewer judgementally.

An 18 pound Schipperke perched on a chair back, looking at the viewer judgementally.

Shit. Don't tell my gremlin that. His ego is big enough - spends his days harassing a chowchow.

10.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to think we had a real shot at utopia. Now I stress about if I should be applying for a passport to vote, and if in doing so will I draw too much government scrutiny.

10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sad she had to see so much of her good work undone. Such a baddie. ❀️

10.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembering this legend

10.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Mother. I require your prosthetic tongue. Get unto the scritch cave! - Persephone, probably

10.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

10.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 17040 πŸ” 3926 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 158

I keep putting off physio bc the only in-network place is over an hour's drive and being behind the wheel that long is painful. πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me that I’ve had to get an mri on my shoulder for like 6 months. The process of finding one was immediately annoying.

10.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0