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writer/woman | https://linktr.ee/asterolsen author, PERFORMANCE REVIEW (2024) editor/publisher, TRANSplants Zine asterolsen.com

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04.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Performance Review, a novella Sissy hypno meets fascism<>Performance Review, a novella by Aster Olsen<>Click here to purchase a limited edition signed and numbered print<>"One of my favorite stories I've read in ...

I put Performance Review up on gumroad. Free/pay what you want for a novella where sissy hypno meets fascism.

asterolsen.gumroad.com/l/performanc...

04.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No bird secrets around you

03.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the last person using aesthetic correctly

03.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The regime is reading Performance Review, are you?

01.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stepping away from the lathe, my bad!

01.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The regime is reading Performance Review, are you?

01.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TRANSplants Issue 3 by Aster Olsen

TRANSplants Issue 3 might be sold out but you can now read it on @itch.io for free/pay what you want!

Featuring:
@doriandawes.bsky.social
@elanorjb.bsky.social
@anemonebythesea.bsky.social
Austin Killips
Marta Blanek
Avery Mara Ellis

asterolsen.itch.io/transplants-...

28.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I am really proud to be in this. Some incredible work is in here!

28.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Loved having your writing as part of issue 3!

28.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TRANSplants Issue 3 by Aster Olsen

TRANSplants Issue 3 might be sold out but you can now read it on @itch.io for free/pay what you want!

Featuring:
@doriandawes.bsky.social
@elanorjb.bsky.social
@anemonebythesea.bsky.social
Austin Killips
Marta Blanek
Avery Mara Ellis

asterolsen.itch.io/transplants-...

28.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A selfie of Me, a woman in a bikini, smiling

A selfie of Me, a woman in a bikini, smiling

The view: a sunset over the water from the balcony with a small pool in the foreground and flowers lining the wall

The view: a sunset over the water from the balcony with a small pool in the foreground and flowers lining the wall

I am, as they/them say, living the good life

26.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so pathetic

19.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find this lack of introspection and absence of self awareness fascinating ngl.

This is the same argument AIDS deniers, climate deniers, vaccine deniers, and racism deniers, etc. all make. Ben Ryan is a slightly less vulgar Alex Jones.

19.02.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some? How many chasers play this sport goddamn

19.02.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Benjamin Ryan is the dumbest person to ever figure out how to get online

19.02.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[Nodding]

14.02.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

C) we need to hang out again

14.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My metaphorical house is a jumble of cat memes, dumb jokes, perversions, and like one decent idea that I have to chase around the place as it scurries away

14.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would describe my writing as me doing my best to assemble a car from whatever I found around the house

14.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm more and more convinced that most journalists can't read or think tbh

13.02.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This story and this issue is sooo good, love how it’s things corallate in it (sry)

13.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankssss!!

13.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's from Tampa. Only panhandle Floridians have southern accents (piney woods, specifically)

11.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What if you exercised power for something meaningful instead, loser

10.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can read my short story, The Care of Corals, in A New Session Issue 4 now on the world wide web.

08.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The patriots made the classic mistake of starting a sixteen year old at quarterback

09.02.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!

09.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image of a Quadra 650 Macintosh beige box computer running an old version of the Netscape web browser showing new session issue 4's index

Image of a Quadra 650 Macintosh beige box computer running an old version of the Netscape web browser showing new session issue 4's index

the web edition of New Session Issue 4 is now live!

featuring work from:
@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
@asterolsen.bsky.social
@mbbischoff.com
@ultraviolet.gay
@mhn-hello.bsky.social
@moribund.club
...and more!

read it here: web.issue4.anewsession.com

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