Literally what we've been talking about since Jan. 20, 2025
Literally what we've been talking about since Jan. 20, 2025
Cinema had not yet been invented. Can I cite a Shakespearean play or something instead?
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It is very important she take some free Lightning Riding lessons.
Does this make Alex and Nick better, or the Democratic Party worse?
No she won't. You haven't given Markwayne a chance to suck even more.
Bad language over bad people who do bad deeds. Fuck 'em.
Just don't have passwords older than them.
You used to be really good at smiting. What with the lightning and what not. Have You lost Your touch?
Did Cricket unalive her? If not, it's not revenge.
Trump was a latent threat to the US for 70ish years. Then he was an imminent threat. Now he and his regime are the hungry rabid hyenas at your throat.
No, it's absolutely not. That's the craziest crazy talk I ever heard. Did Trump put you two evil hags up to this?
#lovecats
I'm all of the above
Will new DHS Secretary Mullin be getting rid of Kristi and Cory's love plane or does he plan to sleep in her wet spot aboard the Mile High Express?
Flame me if you want, and we're all glad she's out, but what she leaves behind is a literal mess.
Why haven't You given him a 10 million amp wake up call? Smite him already!
Happy Tuesday! It's #C64 #Russian class #76
Today Donald is busy golfing as the Middle East blows up but Vladi back in Moscow is quite pleased with how things have turned out. Until an underling points out the obvious.
Tea with Vladi atop a tall building never turns out well.
ΠΠΎ ΡΠ²ΠΈΠ΄Π°Π½ΠΈΡ!
How I arrived on Bluesky
False. Vladimir Putin is no half-wit.
Just a PSA,
If you show up in my feed with tweets that provoke a response from me, but don't allow replies from me, your smug ass is getting blocked. Go dictate at someone else, Karen.
If this isn't smiteworthy what the actual fuck is? Lord, Ye who murdered all life on Earth in the Flood, get off Your holy ass and start throwing lightning and bolides at the perpetrators already! This is an actual prayer.
"I'm gonna deport natural-born US citizens who don't want to work" - Trump
Next day you find out from the 4 ICE agents surrounding your cubicle that you've just been laid off.
Russia, if you're listening, you can launch the nukes now.
Holy fuckin Jesus God, when the fuck You gonna smite him already? This is an actual prayer.
To hell for sure, via Mar-a-Lago with torches and pitchforks.
Bibi does too. Trump had to make a choice. This was it.
I had no idea the 165 dead schoolgirls were tyrants. How advanced is primary education in Iran?
It's time to round up the botox hypermilers before it's too late
Just five minutes, Worm your Honour, him and me alone...
To be clear: This fuckin goof you people call your president still thinks he is owed the Nobel Peace Prize.
Not sure enough of you do.
I keep posting this, and it gets truer every day: You squishmallows don't have the stomach to liberate yourselves.