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Elrod Durango

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Pittsburgh. writer, researcher, & editor. https://telltale.substack.com

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what flavor taco is your favorite? i like mine with sour cream. yummmy!

01.08.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Taco Friday! Yum yum

01.08.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

9:22 a.m. Friday morning. Liberty and Mathilda, big black pickup, a work truck, sweet and sour smell of marijuana trailing from rolled-down windows. 90 decibels-plus: β€œMmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm … Once there was this girl whoβ€”wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room..”

18.07.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Eliminators (1986) Original Trailer [HD]
Eliminators (1986) Original Trailer [HD] YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers

youtu.be/uuX8lPofuME?...

16.07.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Independence Day
Independence Day YouTube video by Elliott Smith - Topic

youtu.be/HM5Oo2rY59k?...

04.07.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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sinners has the potent ambiguity of that one michael bay + meatloaf video. spooky and deep and it leaves you asking big moral questions. "what won't i do for love?"

27.04.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf Trump is a guy holding a smoking gun and standing next to a bullet-riddled body on Fifth Avenue, then Booker is the cop saying, β€œWhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa β€” before I do anything, I want to hear your side of the story.””

05.03.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

USA = β€œfinally being run like a business”

delegitimized social security, NIH, HUD, etc. = asset allocation

massive tax cuts (funded by layoffs & tariffs) = happy investors

furloughed workers, measle-stricken & cold, amble around malls, looking for jobs at KB toys = expanded margins

05.03.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

common cure for nasopharyngitis …

19.12.2024 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when i have a psychotic break and do awesome news breaking crimes, i hope all the good people scroll thru my Twitter and say β€œnice tweets, guy”

10.12.2024 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Erin and I were at this game tonight. a bushy-eyed 20somethin’ hit the shot from half court. $10 k!!! the crowd goes wild.

the announcer asks him, β€œreal quick. what are you gonna spend your money on?”

β€œhealth insurance,” he says.

06.12.2024 04:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ween - I Can't Put My Finger On It (Official Music Video)
Ween - I Can't Put My Finger On It (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Ween

can't put my finger on it ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG83...

03.12.2024 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they love him so much. it seemed to me the pain is the point. gives trump fans a a unique and ascetic way to express their pride and devotion. thank christ that bullet missed

15.07.2024 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sweaty boredom in a sunbaked field with nothing but warm bottle water (free), paper thin hamburgs ($15), and access to an endless bazaar of Trump-themed paraphernalia β€” hours and hours of shadeless waiting and suppressed mewlingβ€”and

15.07.2024 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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weird that my quote made into this story since we left before the shooting happened β€” lol β€” all I saw was …

15.07.2024 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

* this guy

15.07.2024 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
1990 - ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA COMMERCIAL with ANNOYING KID
1990 - ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA COMMERCIAL with ANNOYING KID In the late 1980s and early 1990s, Encyclopedia Britannica ran a series of commercials featuring this lad (Stan Freberg's son, I am told) touting its learnin...

still can’t believe this almost did it!

youtu.be/SbQFXWlVpIU?...

15.07.2024 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

erin and i left probably about 20 mins before trump got on stage. in erin’s words as we left: β€œit’s too hot and depressing to see so many people in such various stages of heat stroke and disrepair.”

13.07.2024 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

missed the assassination attempt. kinda torn. woulda been cool to see history. but from where were standing, was hard to see anything.

13.07.2024 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm going to a trump rally in Butler today. haven't thought too hard about it. kind of a lark. I mean ... if I don't think he's on their level, but if had the chance to see Hitler or moussilani IRL back in the day, I think I'd want to see it. So... shoulder shrug. gonna check it out.

13.07.2024 13:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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everytime i play around in canva, i get a little carried away... but anyway this is my plan to save "democracy" or whatever we're calling it ... it's as good as any other

12.07.2024 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think the ratings on a show like this would do very good and you'd re-energize a lot of voters. joe feels important. you troll Donald Trump. reality tv is the future of politics. why wait?

12.07.2024 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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if the dems really want to win (a big if) -- they should take that $220 million in campaign funds that Biden spoke about last night and sink it into a reality tv show called "sorcerer's apprentice." hosted by joe & kamala. The goal? joe helps kamala choose the next vp ... shenangigans ensue!

12.07.2024 18:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i am so borrrrrrrrrred

11.07.2024 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey there, you lazy, scared idiot. worry less. do more. knock on doors for dementia joe. … or else β€œproject 2025” will tear your dick off, and then who will be β€œworried,” brother?

11.07.2024 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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gavin newsom β€œvolunteer” sent me a text … β€œworry less, do more” is a hell of a slogan. lol

11.07.2024 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i mean … low hanging fruit, i know but man. how come everybody calls this a fairly painless procedure?

11.07.2024 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

got a vasectomy today and gotta say … that shit sucks balls

11.07.2024 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Joe Budden - Fire (Yes, Yes Y'all) (Feat. Busta Rhymes)
Joe Budden - Fire (Yes, Yes Y'all) (Feat. Busta Rhymes) BlackoutTV brings you the best songs from the Golden Era of Hip-Hop and R&B in HD/HQ. For more informations and current news, please like and share us on Fac...

my choice is to replace Joe Biden on the ticket?

youtu.be/DMoIhm6ftlg?...

07.07.2024 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fred Neil - Dolphins (HQ)
Fred Neil - Dolphins (HQ) *lyrics* This old world may never change The way it's been And all the ways of war Can't change it back again I've been searchin' For the dolphins in the sea And sometimes I wonder Do you ever think of me I'm not the one to tell this world How to get along I only know the peace will come When all hate is gone I've been searchin' For the dolphins in the sea And sometimes I wonder Do you ever think of me You know sometimes I think about Saturday's child And all about the time When we were running wild I've been searchin' For the dolphins in the sea And sometimes I wonder Do you ever think of me This old world may never change This world may never change This world may never change

β€œDolphins” by Fred Neil is a perfect song. it’s beautiful and weird and dark and hopeful. gonna be my summer anthem

youtu.be/b8g_j5y2OK4?...

22.06.2024 23:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0