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I can't see Butthead without thinking about Charlie Kirk. Sorry, Butthead.

GET EM

They couldn't even get Cat Crap Fever shittinhispants Nugent? LOL

It's so delightful to watch the video. The flurry of activity and panic. It must have stank to high hell XD

probably not devastated, but you KNOW she's mad AF.

done!

Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

Reports are circulating about Craigslist ads offering $50 for people to watch the Melania movie 😂 and Snopes has confirmed the ad existed.

oooooh interesting!!! Sounds delish!

I Really Don't Care- Do U?

jebus knows thats true!

Make him famous.

Macaulay Culkin posted a tribute to Catherine O’Hara….I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥺🙏

😎

I used to get Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter confused. But now I can easily tell them apart. One is a racist and very bad actor who won't stand for something and therefore will fall for anything. The other is Sabrina Carpenter 😍 #sydneysweeneycaneatabagofnazidicks

I hope Italy gets every ICE agent. Hopefully their military are not a bunch of bootlickers like ours. #illegalorders #fuckthemilitary #fuckfakecops #fuckrealcops

Bad Bunny is wearing a dress and a bunny mask at the superbowl. This is the first year I will have the whole game on. #greenday #badbunny #magatearsareyummy #ishedeadyet

Right???? WHEN WILL HE DIE?

just not America!!!!

NOT STRONG ENOUGH. DENOUNCE ICE. ALL CELEBRITIES!!!!

celebrities? 😂

I'm SO looking forward to seeing how badly melania's movie does this weekend. We're very red and there are few seats sold. #melaniashusbandfuckskids #ishedeadyet

I'm glad because I want Maxie to choose Spinelli always.

YES!!!!!!

Imagine how much bodily fluids these douches ingest when they go out. I like to think about it. 😍

including the extensive plastic surgery 😆