ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid!

I for one would love to see our Queen Leslie Jones send a few of those wastes of oxygen crying home to their mamas.

Look at this pair of beauties! Love! And does anyone know where I can buy Con’s t-shirt?

Hell yeah. Would ChatGPT go whole-hog into immoderate use of the word “twitterpated” like I have? I THINK NOT.

Now there’s someone on Reddit being concerned that the HR fic they’re reading hasn’t been updated since January. That’s January of this year. They got at least one “Oh, sweet summer child” reply. 😊

The “Heated Rivalry” fandom is wild. Someone recommended a fic on Reddit and said “I don’t know why its hit count is so low, it’s really good” when the hit count is over 6000 (for a fic that’s less than 2 months old). I’ve never gotten that many hits in my life! 🤪

It’s why I refer to Samba and Con and Vico et al as “ours”. I know they’ll achieve great heights in their careers, and deservedly so, but they’ll always be our pirates.

Me too. They’re just adorable.

Aww. 🥰

Nooo they are so handsome!

FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS??? God, I’m so proud of us!

Same!

Flowers, eh? It just so happens that I’ve got a #TakeTwoTuesday fic that fits! It’s got down bad Ed, down bad Stede, and a fun ending. https://archiveofourown.org/works/54809971

fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand ALT: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand

Then you know what my response will be when the time comes!

Doing my best, Pirate Dad.

Isn’t it amazing?

So pretty! 😍

Ahhh! So cute!

Me too.

Like, I’m sure you’re lovely, Hat Dude, but we want to see Ed* flipping a knife in the air and effortlessly catching it!

* That’s Ed. Not Taika. I am sure of it.

I see the VISION

Mine too! I love how he’s very sweet and loving but doesn’t always let Lucius get away with his Lucius-ness.

The conclusion OP and their coworker came to is that the ability to do those tasks without AI will die with their generation, and if that doesn’t terrify the fuck out of you, I don’t know what will.

OP asked New Hire to do other simple tasks, like creating a PDF out of a Word document, and kept getting the same answer. “Don’t know how. That’s what ChatGPT is for.”

Dismayed, OP vented to their coworker friend, who said “(Older Boss) doesn’t know how to do any of that stuff, either.” (Cont’d)

I recently read a story in the “Not Always Right” website in which OP asked a new hire to create a simple chart based on spreadsheet data.

New Hire: “I don’t know how to do that.”
OP: “You majored in I.T., though.”
New Hire: “Yeah, but I always just asked ChatGPT to do it for me.” (Cont’d)

A Reddit post insisting that “Rhys” is a weird spelling and should be pronounced “Rice”.

That sound you hear is millions of #FOTC and #OFMD fans howling in outrage.

Now. I need them NOW.

*reads ALT text, nods*

Oh, I love him!